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Jade

Very short temper and gets mad at anything
Jade is always mad
by Just living May 5, 2022
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Jade

A very special name for a very special girl. Jade is a Dutch name and word also having the name of a crystal. Thus when your name is Jade, you should know you're special.
Jade is such a cool girl. Yeah, we al love Jade.
by LSMF January 23, 2022
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Jade

1. The Witch of Space.
2. A mineral with a green colour.
3. That moray eel from Twisted Wonderland.
1. "yall ever heard of jade harley"
2. "cool jade u got there dawg"
3. "im genuinely terrified of jade leech"
by grotesquette ♡ February 9, 2024
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Jade Stick

A term coined during the 70's describing any marijuana based substance that has been rolled by paper.
Hey brotha, lemme get some pulls from that jade stick you got there.
by Jeymei July 23, 2011
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Quarter Jade

A twitch streamer who is a girl and has pink hair. Her name is Jodi. She plays Valorant. She sucks at minecraft
Person 1: holy who is that girl

Person:2 That’s Quarter Jade she so hot
Person 1: is she single?
by Iamnametehe June 5, 2021
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Jade

Jade is a wonderful person who’s hot but will give you hardcore anal sex I’m talking about that hardcore anal. But jades also don’t have big asses usually, they have tight asses to put your meat in. Jades always love a bit of custard in their canal! Anyways, a jade is usually someone who is so fucking Asian they can’t see shit like they eat woof woof dog like dog. Jade has no boobies but mosquito bites instead. Still hot for some reason. They love soccer, masturbating wolves and s’mores that were made during gay pride parades.
They also like watching the office for some god unknown reason. Look I’m talking about a true jade also they make you wear a condom during oral sex. Gay!!!! Which is why you fuck that bitch in her ass!!! Boo-Yah!
Hey Jade you up for some anal and some s’mores??
Hey jade time for hard blowers!
by LilBoyMickeyTheMouse102 November 11, 2020
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Jade

Jade is the inventor of grapes and wonderful gorgrus
Jade is the best person that exists
by Kunis October 10, 2021
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