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Jacob Montgomery

by crispinglover July 5, 2017
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Jacob Moores

He is a little gay sometimes. He is an idiot sometimes but always brags about how much money he has. He always has to be the best when he isn’t he is the thickest.
Jacob Moores has a friend called Jamie.
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jacob sartorius

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Jacob

bill- oh theirs another Jacob
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Jacob

- Jacobs are some empathetic s.o.b's.
- They don't know the meaning of caring for themself.

- Not the most attractive human beings out there but have a heart 10x as big as their body
- Gets along with literally everyone: Plays video games with the nerds but it also on the basketball team.
- Also secretly listens to hard rock and heavy metal but no one knows except the people who have the pleasure to meet a Jacob.
- Also kind of a doofus.
A: Hey, did you see that new kid that moved down the block?
B: yeah I think his name was Jacob or something like that?
A: don't bother then. He is just going to sit inside and play video games all day.
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Jacob is Just an asshole
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Jacob Sartorius

"God, Jacob Sartorius is so hot!"
"Um, he's a total Fuckboy."
by lerp-a-derp May 27, 2017
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