A Sales Manager that not only demands high sales performance but also a late night call. The only time he will not take a Midnight Whisper is when he is watching midget porn. You can find this Hitler looking Sales Manager off of Barber St.
Hey Terri Girlie what's wrong? "I am tired as can be, just finished writing 1700ap and now I have to give my Sales Manager "The Midnight Whisperer" the Midnight Whisper." Well... hopefully he will be still watching midget porn, he didn't answer when I called.
by Brokeback Blackburn April 27, 2015
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The Midnight Growler will shit on your lawn and fall asleep on your driveway
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Hey look theres The Midnight Growler trying his luck with that Backpacker! Let's hope he doesn't shit on her lawn and fall asleep on the driveway again
by Shane Cartwright June 3, 2018
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Alex: Dude I have just done the best midnight wank ever!
Peter: Why are you telling this to me? What even is a midnight wank?
Alex: Nvm. Wrong chat bro.
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Alex: Nvm. Wrong chat bro.
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