Hard work is like fucking Harvey Weinstein. Some people are willing to do it consensually but it's objectively gross and unpleasant. You can't say "no" to it and you kind of have to do it to make it anywhere in life. The results of doing it will undoubtedly vary because even after doing it the outcome is still dependant on the whim of a hairy bald faggot.
Hym "Hard work is like fucking Harvey Weinstein..."
Idiot "But you could do it if you really committed to it. There's no excuse. You don't have a better option. Just quit complaining and take that fat hairy bald faggot cock. If you're not willing to do it then you are where you deserve to be in life."
Hym "But not all of the people who do it reap the benefits of doing it and if I found a work-around you would try to stop me."
Idiot "Well, yeah, but you said a thing i dont like. I will kill you motherfucker."
Hym "Do... Do you see how you're not the good guy here right?"
Idiot "But you could do it if you really committed to it. There's no excuse. You don't have a better option. Just quit complaining and take that fat hairy bald faggot cock. If you're not willing to do it then you are where you deserve to be in life."
Hym "But not all of the people who do it reap the benefits of doing it and if I found a work-around you would try to stop me."
Idiot "Well, yeah, but you said a thing i dont like. I will kill you motherfucker."
Hym "Do... Do you see how you're not the good guy here right?"
by Hym Iam August 02, 2022
Have you seen Leah this morning ?
She’s running late. She hooked up with Ryan from accounting last night.
Damn, girls getting her some fine work dick. Hope her man doesn’t find out .
She’s running late. She hooked up with Ryan from accounting last night.
Damn, girls getting her some fine work dick. Hope her man doesn’t find out .
by Lostinthewoods78 June 18, 2021
Basically half working, have not. something that gamers do at school when they have a boring assignment.
by Ironic_Isn't_it_?_ April 12, 2016
When a girl sticks her hand down a guys pants and starts to give him a hand job as they sit side by side with her dominant hand. May look like she's shuffling around in his pocket for keys but requires hand on penis contact. Usually, the guy is not expecting it. May be done at dinner table, meetings and other events where people are present.
If she can finish before the meeting, dinner or program she is considered a Key Master.
If she can finish before the meeting, dinner or program she is considered a Key Master.
Guy 1: Sitting at the meeting, she started working on the keys with everyone right there!
Guy 2: What did you do?
Guy 1: I fucking let her finish- that's what I did.
Guy 2: What did you do?
Guy 1: I fucking let her finish- that's what I did.
by DreamBiggest October 17, 2017
1. art created with typical/work office supplies
2. art created at work. work referring to a non-art related job
3. art created in the spirit of "screw work"
2. art created at work. work referring to a non-art related job
3. art created in the spirit of "screw work"
Titled For The Birds, the large pigeon made of sticky notes, white out and highlighter was a good example of modern work art.
by Tee Vee May 09, 2013
by LittlwBlanky November 05, 2017
When in a social situation with work colleagues, the period of time at the start of the night when the conversation always turns to work. Before everyone has a few drinks and actually starts to have fun.
by T-Bone78 January 19, 2013