Dickological Clock

A middle age man who has not been laid in a while’s need to get laid before it is too late to perform sexually

Andy has not been laid in three years and his dickological clock is ticking and it is really starting to worry him

by Deeper thoughts April 16, 2025

Clock-sucker

A person who loves telling people the time, even if they didn't ask.

Example of someone being a clock-sucker:
"Oh, hey, by the way, its half past ten. What do you mean you "didn't ask"?"

by Louise jennywenny May 2, 2023

Clock of shots

12 shots, usually taken in a short period of time. Can also pertain to gunplay, but usually associated with liquor

I can drink a clock of shots, and not even get a buzz. But give me two beers, and I'm done.

by Zigbigidorlu January 22, 2013

Edge O Clock

Edge o clock means its time to edge

Guy 1: My Edge O Clock is going off

Guy 2: Its time to edge bro

by minimike_713922 December 9, 2023

Clocked

Used when someone has undeniably won something. This something is usually limited to a few things, such as arguments.

For example, when you're having an argument and you undeniably have beaten the other person in the debate you would say "I clocked that bitch"

by luckuso January 12, 2025

shawshank alarm clock

The Shawshank alarm clock is the act of waking up someone with hardcore anal

Friend: Why are there scratches all over your arms?
Me: I did the Shawshank alarm clock on my girlfriend today

by 3scort August 6, 2019

Clock it

A term used for expression in a positive /negative way

That bitch hit my car , but guess what.. I got it fixed ! Clock it bitch

by Jadawaydaaa February 12, 2025