iBrick

Any piece of Apple technology that you bought new only to find that it's completely useless less than five years later due to planned obsolescence.

Whoa! Is that an iPod 5GB?!
-Yeah, I remember I spent like $400 on it and now it's just an iBrick.

Dude, I don't know what to do with this iBook, I bought it in '02 and now it's basically an iBrick.

by missalissa June 10, 2008

ibro

A man who's incredibly sexy

Oh my God did you see that Ibro?? I wanted to take him home the second i saw him!

by Mohamed Attaya December 23, 2007

IBM

Instant Boner Marker.

The acronym is pretty self explanatory. To be used to describe a hot chick. If she is hot enough to be an IBM, you will get a boner instantly.

Damnn check her our, she's an IBM (Instant boner maker).

by fattymatty3000 June 26, 2011

IBS

An intoxicated beaver smuggler.

Hey man, do you know of an inexpensive way to get beavers across the border? Yeah bro, I know an IBS who will do it for dirt cheap.

by heyhey(hey) April 26, 2006

iballer

Guys who like to look at sexy people.

Juan was an iballer before he caught up with her.

by Lori Gerardi March 16, 2008

ibsolete

The status of any Apple product, 2 days after you buy it, because Apple have just brought out a better cheaper faster smaller version.

My iPhone is ibsolete, I only bought it yesterday and they just announced the 3G version.

by Carl Robson June 11, 2008

iBreak

Referring to most apple ipods as they break at some point in their existence, usually a few weeks after warranty ends.

I need to buy a new iBreak as all of my others have broken

by nicwatto June 15, 2008