hump and run

A one night stand often perpetrated between an extremely drunk man and an extremely ugly woman. Once the guy wakes up and realizes that he slammed a fatty/uggo he immediately runs away. It is also quite commonly linked to the walk of shame. Just make sure no one finds out about your hump and run.

Daryl: I was so wasted last night.

Steve: Hell yeah you were! I saw you leave with that whale. A little hump and run eh?

Daryl: You saw her.....?

Steve: MAN THE HARPOONS!

by Mr. Bladder July 3, 2010

Horgan Hump

A vigorous pelvic thrust administerd by a male to a young lady during a tender embrace.

"Dude, there was like a dent in jamie's couch last night after all that horgan humping"

by twonk2 May 6, 2007

humper sticker

a tattoo just above the butt on a woman.

I thought she was very classy, then she bent over and I saw her humper sticker

by desertironwood January 19, 2009

Hump Train

When 3-6 guys do each other up the ass and the person at then end of the "train" makes twoot twwot noises.

DOOD1: Man yesterday those four guys were having a hump train!

DOOD2: SICK !?!

DOD1: I know

by OMG Scottish KID June 9, 2009

Moo Moo Cow Hump

A returning term of endearment for "Boo Boo Kitty Fuck."

Alex: "What's up Boo Boo Kitty Fuck?"

Sarah: "Nothin', Moo Moo Cow Hump."

by BooMooHumpEff May 8, 2010

humper

A person who likes Hump day (Wednesday) OR A person part of the Hump Day Group started by Lips_ofan_Angel!

Did you see that humper playing all night long last night?
Woohoo! I am now a humper!!!

by hocky_nutty June 27, 2007

pussy hump

-when a women has an upper hump and a lower hump in ones stomache and the lower hump is a pussy hump

i have to lift my wifes pussy hump during sex

by bob hastle February 20, 2004