*makes a really bad joke that makes you want to kill yourself then slowly zooms in camera on face*
"............. I'll go home"
"............. I'll go home"
by Idek.org February 27, 2017
When you are married to someone but they refuse to divorce you, or sign the divorce papers, so that one day they might still have a chance of reconciliation (usually to be attempted directly before you are due to be married for the second time).
by Etowntiger May 26, 2011
The projected track of a hurricane by a weather service; a projected region of increased profit for home improvement chains esp. fueled by news networks' fear mongering
Every time I see the cone of home depot on Florida, I notice that Home Depot's stock goes up a point.
by Nubie Plz October 06, 2008
by KoolKat638 April 26, 2021
A euphemism popular in the corporate world, signifying a person who spends the day furiously masturbating, pausing only occasionally to answer emails as quickly as possible to convince colleagues he/she is in fact hard at work on company matters.
Email autoreply:
'I'm working from home today, please direct any queries/calls to my colleagues. And don't call my mobile, I might be on the vinegar strokes then...'
'I'm working from home today, please direct any queries/calls to my colleagues. And don't call my mobile, I might be on the vinegar strokes then...'
by PatrickAntonis May 25, 2006
The advantage of a candidate running for national political office running in a state primary election who is generally believed to be the favorite due to their state of origin.
"Some candidates are bound to have home state appeal and be the favorite in the Presidential Election when they run in their home state."
by yes juanito yes February 17, 2012
A sexual act where the man places his hands upon the girls "pleasure spots" and types out the following
Lolz, you don't know what I'm typing. But I bet your glad that I took keyboarding in high school. And with that said you will orgasm caps lock NOW space, space, space, space, space, enter, enter, enter, enter
Lolz, you don't know what I'm typing. But I bet your glad that I took keyboarding in high school. And with that said you will orgasm caps lock NOW space, space, space, space, space, enter, enter, enter, enter
1. Dan: Dude I totally made this girl asdfjkl;
Lee: Give her the good ol' home row?
Dan: fo sho
2. Jim: the girl was asking for the home row. But I didn't know it. So Dan had to step in
Andrew: ROFL ROFL ROFL LOL LOL LOL HYPHEN >.<
Lee: Give her the good ol' home row?
Dan: fo sho
2. Jim: the girl was asking for the home row. But I didn't know it. So Dan had to step in
Andrew: ROFL ROFL ROFL LOL LOL LOL HYPHEN >.<
by crazyfreakoman October 31, 2010