hairy bum fun

bum fun with a hairy asshole

we had hairy bum fun last night

by stevie potter May 22, 2006

hairy dog gums

A slightly mangy or poorly kept flange. Usually associated with an older "experienced" woman, where her flaps have slightly blackened.

Q: Did you go down on her?
A: No, she had hairy dog gums so I pulled out last minute.

by Andrew Burden August 31, 2006

Hairy Monkey.

Female/Male private area that as not been shaved for a period of time.

Boy: "hey babe im horny satisfy me with your pot of gold"
Girl: "come here"
Boy: " GOD DAMN you got that hairy monkey. I'm no longer horny let's watch a movie."

by neerg February 18, 2012

Happy

1. A feeling of joy and/or contentment.

2. The name of a Butterfree owned my Ritchie in the Pokemon series.

"I feel happy today."

"Use sleep powder, Happy!"

by ProudGinger March 12, 2009

hairy snatch

The way a snatch is supposed to be. Otherwise women would look like 5 year olds down there.

If she doesn't have a hairy snatch, she's got a nursery school bus to catch.

by greekmonkey March 17, 2004

Slap Happy

when you are extremely tired (like if you stay up 'till 1 or 2 in the morning) and everything makes you laugh

molly says "OMG!!! THERES A ZIT ON MY NOSE!!! AHH IM GUNA DIE!!!" David starts laughing histerically at that statement. David is "Slap Happy"

by CraZy aZN dUDe August 3, 2005

happy trail

1. The line of pubic hair which extends from the belly button to the pubic region.

2. The hair that always gets caught in my belt buckle when I stand up, often causing terrible pain.

Ouch! My happy trail got caught in my belt buckle.

by Nunya Business June 17, 2004