ghost hand

Having no money.
Poor/Broke!
empty handed.

I'm sitting here broke with my ghost hand till pay day.

by Robert Michael Hensel April 8, 2008

talk to the hand

Phrase used in combination with a hand gesture intended to convey the message: "I am enjoying my ignorance. Please do not ruin it by discussing facts or logic with me." Used primarily by low-brow talk show guests and other adults who read at a third grade level.

Mother to 13 year old daughter who dresses like a cheap whore: "Come on honey, get the makeover, you dress like a hoochie."
Daughter: "No. I look fine. Talk to the hand."

by T-Bone September 2, 2003

Hand Jobbin

Innovative dance move involving rapid forward and back hand movements followed by a swift release of the fist in front of the genital area. This is meant to resemble the act of male masturbation. For best results: alternate hands and perform fist release to the beat.

Jeff sure is getting a lot of dance floor pussy tonight... If only I could go Hand Jobbin like him.

by Owandus1989 August 23, 2009

cupcake hands

some messy ass hands

Don't touch me with them cupcake hands

by Shaolin Allen February 28, 2007

hand whore

Noun, one who is obsessed with holding hands and is constantly doing so. Not only with their boy/girlfriend but with anything near them, even a car door.

Damn, that girl is such a hand whore, she wouldn't let go of my hand all period.

Ugh, will you look at them, such hand whores, save it for your dates.

by handwhorehater December 1, 2009

Hand Dingo

A fierce, sometimes violent hand job given with no regard for surrounding persons.

Scotty got a hand dingo from some slut under the table at the bar last night.

by RobbyBigBalls January 22, 2009

Paedo Hands

When your hands are really wrinkely and dried out they are called paedo hands.

if your mate has really dried out hands you shout over to him and say 'Paedo hands' or just 'Paedo'. this will be taken as a joke and you can all have a laugh with the lads.
This should be used for a bit of banter only.

by bitofbanter99 April 10, 2010