ham howitzer

1. Descriptive term for a large penis. See also pork sword.

I launched a borage of pork projectiles on Jennifers face with my ham howitzer.

by crank April 20, 2005

West Ham

Icelandic football club based in London's notoriously Scandinavian East End ghettos. As of January 2007 in deep relegation trouble in the Premiership. Many Chelsea, Tottenham and Millwall fans will be delighted to see them relegated. Called 'Academy of Football', which is a pretentious moniker given to them by the media, due to their perceived production of young English talent (Lampard, Carrick, J Cole, Defoe, Ferdinand, etc).

chim-chimeny, chim-chimeny, chim-chim cheroo, we hate those bastards in claret and blue.

'are you west ham in disguise?' sung by tottenham fans to really bad teams

by PRIDE_OF_NORTH_LONDON January 14, 2007

Ham Feast

A nickname for someone called Hattie.

Oi, Ham Feast!

by SotonGal June 16, 2015

Burlington Ham

This is the act of shoving your own testicles.into your anus, using all natural honey as lube.

Damn, jack had a few Burlington hams this weekend.

by KimbosBellyButton April 5, 2021

Ham and cheese

When your toes hang over your slides

Damn bro! You got major ham and cheese!
She’s ham and chessing over there
Look at those toes! Ham and cheese!

by yoyofloridaboy August 22, 2022

Eat ham

A Loveable Guy.Everyone could do with one. With Quirky humour.

Eat ham:will do.
Friend:haha will😂

by Awe LTD October 7, 2020

Ham & Jam

British equivalent of ejaculate & evacuate, & others. The term is used when one penetrates another & then leaves them.

Ron went out to the bar at 9PM, met a girl, went into her apartment, & made the Ham & Jam after 1 hour of getting behind pleasure.

by MaleHandle February 27, 2020