akron hammer

the absolute greatest nickname ever given to a professional athlete, lebron james' nickname (props to Michelle!)

'The Akron Hammer' just posterized Kobe.

by cusowill3 December 23, 2009

polish hammer

A sexual move where the male is have sex with the female doggie-style, and he interlinks his fingers creating a large fist of which he slams powerfully into the small of her back knocking the wind out of her.

Last night I gave suzzie the polish hammer, she died.

by Jrpolen December 26, 2007

hammer smashed

Taken from the cannibal corpse song "hammer smashed face" it can be used as a descriptive word detailing how drunk someone is.

Fuckin hell man, that guy is hammer smashed.

by Iain MacDonald August 1, 2007

Hammeratosis

The act or art of waking up drunk. Not having a hangover apon waking but still delightfully drunk. Still intoxicated in the morning, yet pain free.

I got so fucked up last night that I had hammeratosis till about ten o'clock! What a blast that was.
What are you so happy about? Man, I'm just enjoying my full on case of hammeratosis.

by The Big Dadu September 29, 2008

hamberder

What happens to 300–1000 hamburgers when they sit for hours in a White House dining room, waiting for the NCAA football champions to arrive. The hot grilled patty and cold bread blend together into a room-temperature substance called hamberder.

due to a large order placed yesterday, we're all out of hamberders.

just serving hamburgers today. — Burger King (@BurgerKing)

by Stan Forrest January 17, 2019

gristle hammer

The penis, sexual orgen of the male.

"That girl was noshing my gristle hammer all night!"

by sionyn July 22, 2008

Rammer Hammer

1. A joint or cigarette rolled of the butts or roaches of smoked spliffs (tobacco & marijuana mixed).

2. A joint rolled of a mix of marijuana roaches and cigarette butts.

We stayed up all night and ran out of smokes and weed, so we scavenged the ashtrays and rolled a savage rammer hammer.

by unquashable January 29, 2009