Ham Dogging

In leu of a prophylactic, a male wraps a piece of lunch meat around his penis to use as a condom.

After John couldn't find a condom, he pulled a piece of ham out of his sandwich to wrap around his penis. He was ham dogging it.

by A Spam April 1, 2010

West Ham

Icelandic football club based in London's notoriously Scandinavian East End ghettos. As of January 2007 in deep relegation trouble in the Premiership. Many Chelsea, Tottenham and Millwall fans will be delighted to see them relegated. Called 'Academy of Football', which is a pretentious moniker given to them by the media, due to their perceived production of young English talent (Lampard, Carrick, J Cole, Defoe, Ferdinand, etc).

chim-chimeny, chim-chimeny, chim-chim cheroo, we hate those bastards in claret and blue.

'are you west ham in disguise?' sung by tottenham fans to really bad teams

by PRIDE_OF_NORTH_LONDON January 14, 2007

ham fire

Ham thats on fire

Oh no there's a Ham fire in my sandwhich ....

by 66dumfuk May 4, 2016

Ham Harmonica

When a girl sucks up and down the side of your penis lengthwise, like eating a cob of corn.

Dave: Hey Rocco, where did you and Nikki run off to after the BBQ last night?
Rocco: Oh man, she go so worked up after eating 4 cobs of corn at dinner, she took me out behind the horse barn and played the Ham Harmonica on me!

by DanaFX October 31, 2021

Ham Donked

When you get pegged by your wife’s work husband.

Adam got ham donked by his wife’s work husband.

by KGSmash May 14, 2022

Ham Hat

When you’re sucking the cock of a fat guy and his belly lays on your head like a hat.

Every time I suck off Big Bob, I end up with his belly on my head like a goddamn Ham Hat.

by MacGregor209 October 8, 2022

Ham Juice

Wtf kind of name is that?? Tho I can say the same for mines since it FuvkS0aps.

Ham Juice poosy

by FuvkS0aps July 23, 2021