Ham Dogging

In leu of a prophylactic, a male wraps a piece of lunch meat around his penis to use as a condom.

After John couldn't find a condom, he pulled a piece of ham out of his sandwich to wrap around his penis. He was ham dogging it.

by A Spam April 1, 2010

West Ham

Icelandic football club based in London's notoriously Scandinavian East End ghettos. As of January 2007 in deep relegation trouble in the Premiership. Many Chelsea, Tottenham and Millwall fans will be delighted to see them relegated. Called 'Academy of Football', which is a pretentious moniker given to them by the media, due to their perceived production of young English talent (Lampard, Carrick, J Cole, Defoe, Ferdinand, etc).

chim-chimeny, chim-chimeny, chim-chim cheroo, we hate those bastards in claret and blue.

'are you west ham in disguise?' sung by tottenham fans to really bad teams

by PRIDE_OF_NORTH_LONDON January 14, 2007

scamming ham

Younger men having sex with older women for money.

I just seen Derek got a corvette. He don't have a job so he must be scamming ham again.

by Rutroshaggy December 1, 2015

lemon ham

When you piss in a fat girl's vagina and then proceed to eat her out

Dude I had some lemon ham
Dude that's gross

by Theshrubyone September 1, 2022

Field Ham

Watermelon.

"My great great grandfather Cordell Jamarcus Clitorisandrea La-Troy Johnsun Jackson III survived off of eating only field ham in the slave days."

by ThinkImSamFilcher101 November 14, 2012

slab of ham

According to John Podhoretz,
Cate Blanchett is a giant slab of ham.

John Podhoretz:
'Unpopular opinion:Cate Blanchett is basically a giant slab of ham'

by Moas March 18, 2019

Ham-hawked

Is when someone is completely obliterated

Drunk,high, and or both ham-hawked

Damn Derrek is completely ham-hawked

by Chimey chonga May 8, 2022