Hos before Homework

Part of the collegiate trifecta of bros, hos, homework. In this instance, it refers to the preference that many males have for boning with their lady friends (aka hos) instead of doing their work. Also said when describing plans that will result in the act of copulation at the expense of getting an F.

"Hey dude, she called me up again. Yeah, I know I've got a problem set, but her tits were looking pretty juicy the other day. It's definitely a hos before homework situation."

by Yosemitic January 13, 2010

Homework

The extra paper/wrap at the end of the joint/blunt that nobody likes to smoke.

"Yo, are you gonna spark that blunt?"
"Nah you got it, its got hella homework on it"

by 03Drifty August 13, 2023

Homework

Homework- What teachers use to prove that using hours of your time was actually worth it and to realize you were drawing the whole time.

Student:"Did you finish english homework"
Me:(Pretending not to hear and walking away"

by Anti-Normy April 21, 2018

Homework

What you should be doing right now

Damn, you still got homework? Go to work & don't disappoint your English teacher!

(Jk. Go watch Netflix.)

by Your fun teacher October 3, 2017

Power Homework-ing

completing your homework in a condensed time manner at a questionable efficiency due to procrastination (typically by scrolling on phone) and panic has ensued.

“Bro, what are you doing, it’s 11:40 at night!”
“I’m power homework-ing this twenty page essay.”

by GabbytheDabby2 April 12, 2025

Homework

The torture that gets sent home with you after your torture journey at school for fucking 7 hours and then when you finally think your done you fucking remember that you have to study for that test that you know your gonna fail because you have to find out the history of fucking Canada and then AFTER the test you have to do a FUCKING PROJECT. People shouldn't have to do homework. They should just be able to watch the flash and live a happy life.

I have fucking homework to do so no I can't hang out after school because that one fat ass teacher everyone hates gave me homework.

by The god of lizards June 12, 2017

homework

a legal form of torture. especially the subject called algebra. u want to know painfullness? homework is the key. u already spent 7 hours in plain torture. BUT THEY GIVE U 2 EXTRA HOURS OF FUC#@$ING HOMEWORK. u get ur phone destoryed , ur computer burned up to ashes, and ur TV thrown out of the window. and it's the main reason students suicide. it should be called tree wasting garbage.

student: ah finally free from torture !
homework: are u sure about that?

by jack bbbboooooooiiiiiiiii January 22, 2020