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former guy

A synonym for the 45th president of the United States, used when you don’t want to say his name. Made famous by Joe Biden in a CNN Town Hall
oh wow, look at the former guy losing his sanity over in florida
by jchamp7 March 1, 2021
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The guy on the couch.

That dude that showed up with your homie, that you barely know who ends up staying at your crib long after your friend leaves, to smoke up the rest of your weed.
by Untraced March 19, 2011
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call your guy!

When you think you’re going to have an easy night out then you decide you need a substantial amount of drugs and need to call your go-to dealer.
Brian said he wasn’t doing any coke last night but after three beers he kept screaming “call your guy!” and we got an 8ball.
by Timmy Boom December 10, 2017
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Best guy friend

A best guy friend is the best to have, cause (no offense girls) there is less drama, if you do something stupid then they forget about it and move on, and you can tell them everything and they wont tell, when some of the other girls get on my nerves and i need to tell l someone something, he will always be there for you, and he's always up for a new inside joke! And if you hang with him a lot and people are convinced you are dating, my advice: IGNOR THE PEOPLE WHO SAY THOSE THINGS! They are jealous of you, cause they aren't close to people they only have enemies, if they do have friends then i bet they don't deserve them.
Snobby Girl:"You guys are going out!"
you:"No we are not he's my best guy friend, so lay off!"
by Miss. Mystery May 28, 2014
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Just Some Guy Without A Mustache

Just some guy without a mustache who hasn't seen sunlight or had friends in several years.
@Just Some Guy Without A Mustache Why tf are you everywhere?!
by supremejuiceman September 23, 2021
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mackenzie (guy)

The most amazing guy I have ever met.

He can light up your day with one of his quick sly smiles - the smiles you can't ever get enough of. His eyes are pools of grey and blue you can just look into a find yourself lost, they are the eyes you wish you had. But his body? Hot damn. He is one of the most beautiful people you will ever see. His muscles are simply magnificent. You can run your fingers over them thousands of times, and never get bored of them. Even his wrists are gorgeous.

The way you feel when you're around him you can't begin to describe. He can make you laugh and smile when you're being serious, and can lighten any mood with one of his amazing puns. He is such a kind-hearted, sensitive, sweet, strong, hilarious, caring, bright, captivating, smart, heavenly, alluring, understanding, puzzling, polite, and orgasmic person. There aren't enough words in the 1,019,729.6 words of the english language to describe him. He is perfect. If you ever meet a Mackenzie in your life, it will instantly become better.
e.g. Did you see Mackenzie (guy) yesterday? So many girls were all over him, I had to fight my way to talk to him!
by Your Baby <3 November 8, 2013
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bar guy

similar to socialite. For this guy the popularity contest never ended after high school graduation, it continues on at the bar and he sees it as an opportunity to redeem himself. His life revolves around going to the bar and playing the field. He tans too much,workouts and wears Ed Harty t-shirts. May or may not have money but acts like he does. he gets girls, but only because he is a high volume shooter. Seems desirable from a distance, but has a very flat personality. Many acquaintances few friends, spends way to much time online networking. Will often hear him bragging about how drunk he was at a particular social function, but in reality (with him knowing or not) he wasn't even that drunk, because he is a pussy.
she lives her life from one bar guy to the next
by wils87 November 19, 2009
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