gump

a big tall person that is gangly lookin

damn shaq is a fuckin gump

by allXed September 20, 2003

Grumpy Cat

When you tie up a girl and you're going down on her and she's just about to cum and, just before she does, you pull away and quit and "meow" like a grumpy cat.

This girl was so pissed because I gave her the grumpy cat.

by cmahoney September 28, 2014

Gump Trumper

Derived from the formidable Gump Worsley, former hockey player. adj., describes one of moderate intelligence who has just comitted an act of utter stupidity

fool- *steps on my cd player, effectively breaking it*
me- *profanity* sweet deal, thanks Gump Trumper

by gump worsley fan April 1, 2004

gummy bear toes

short and stubby toes that look like gummy bears.

Ray: Hey you're wearing sandals and you have gummy bear toes!!
Teresa: Nooo don't look at my toes!
Ray: It's cool, they're cute like gummy bears.

by Calderon Reymundo November 8, 2006

gump

Word used to describe the sidewalk alumni of that hick school in west Alabama. Notorious for bragging about championships won fifty years before he or she was born.

Gump: "We gots trad-shun! The Vance Bait-N-Tackle Shop poll granted us twelve nash-enul champ-enships! ROWE TIDE ROWE!"
Bystander 1: "What is that?"
Bystander 2: "Just some Gump, he will eventually pass out drunk from all that PBR."

by Cheeses Priced May 18, 2008

Gumby

Somebody who plays as the New Orleans Saints on Madden 11 yet is incapable of tackling Greg Jennings even when Jennings suffered a broken leg.

F*** you Gumby!

by OneOfTheMostBestOffenses January 25, 2011

gummybear

Noun or adjective. Someone's smile bears (shows) a lot of gum.

"Gross, when she smiles there's more gum than teeth."
"Yeah, she has a gummybear smile."

by Tarik H May 15, 2007