Gooching

The act of a man master-baiting and ejaculating into the woman’s mouth without any physical contact. Typically used by abstinent Christians.

“Dude I am so gooching her tonight.”

by Eedyas October 13, 2023

Sub Gooch

An area of the gooch, near the tailbone, that is the least frequently accessed part of the gooch. A gooch spot so deep, it is sub gooch.

"Wow man, I thought I bruised my tailbone at the pedalpalooza, but I think I bruised my sub gooch."

by SuperG00ch June 11, 2019

gooch pudding

Putting with main ingredient of gooch grease combined with heavy cream and mixed until you get a good texture.

Hey buddy wanna eat my fresh gooch pudding

by KrispyJuicy101 July 3, 2022

Gooch

A Jolly Albanian man who is known to eat whole fried chickens and steal all your loose possetions.

Sean was Gooching at dinner last night.

by Sorbobfranksjoechadbart May 1, 2025

Gooch Scooch

The act of two men rubbing taints.

My boy Alex and I had a good gooch scooch the other night.

by GoochGuy December 19, 2019

Gooch

The perineum, usually in people with penises.

I had to have electrolysis all over my gooch before GRS.

by Took the red pill (Premarin) March 8, 2023

Simracer's Gooch

The awful condition that occurs when unfit simracers exert themselves heavily while driving, and after a few too many laps in a pressure situation they succumb to the flood. A shower and some fresh underwear is the only cure for this affliction.

Someone call an ambulance for Michael, he's just done a triple stint chasing down the leader and he's dying from simracer's gooch.

by doodle127 March 21, 2022