Front Row Ho

Persons who have to have front row seats at a concert
Always at the stage at all costs
Spends a fortune on tickets to attain this

I front row ho'ed at tonight's concert

by Crazy ho July 17, 2014

front donut

A woman's vagina that is wider than usual.

Wow! Her front donut almost swallowed me whole!

by [e-mail] November 29, 2015

Front Row Coalition

Front Row Coalition (FRC)

A strategic alliance formed by students Katsu and Logmanout at the start of the 9th grade. The group, which includes members Yoosus, Koi, W cube and later Purple Box, is defined by its consistent occupation of the front-row seats in the classroom. The coalition functions as a unit for academic collaboration and coordinated social organization.

the Front Row Coalition has decided to boycott the backseaters.

by Katsu eremanturu October 13, 2025

Front Puddle

Vaginal discharge as a result of intense excitement.

Yes, I haven't had pizza in weeks!! Look at my front puddle!

by PaddyWenzz April 15, 2016

Front alley frontie

When you simp for a woman so hard to the point where she's dragging you by the balls and you enjoy it. You spent the whole night bending to her needs, but instead of coming back to your place, she leave you in front of your house and cucks you with a virgin.

Dave: "Yo how did that date go?"
Austin: "Horrible... I got front alley frontied, I'm such a cuck lord."

by Slampig123 July 27, 2021

front stuffed

Any natural or foreign bulge in the perineal area; around and/or including the pubic region.

Truti “When he thrust against my bush in missionary, my hedge floats on a cloud of skin. Sex is so much better front stuffed.”

by Dykeasaurs July 14, 2023

Posing in front of airport security

Get rid of these stupid ads and replace them with some better content before we all get hooked, and that includes the bunches of links to the boomer dating sites run by catfishing dunces. We don’t need to know about Drake and Pusha T’s relationship, Julie Warner’s graphic arsenal, or the dirty tricks the King of Norway has up his sleeve. We definitely don’t need to see Obama’s mansion be stolen by Mr. Beast either!

Posing in front of airport security proves that you have no soul and should be eaten by the elder dragon from Super Mario

by MrWhomstDVe December 31, 2021