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Pity Friend 

Someone who you don't actually like, but you hang around because you feel bad for them and/or you don't want to hurt their feelings. It's likely that a pity friend will end up either bugging you constantly or hardly ever speaking to you. Having a pity friend technically counts as being a fake friend, however it is somewhat different in that, unless you're really an asshole, you'll likely end up trying not to do anything to purposefully hurt them. Pity friendships are usually established in an attempt to be nice to the friend. However, it's not a healthy friendship to stay in for long, and you should end as quickly as possible, especially if the friend ends up a burden on you.
I need to cut ties with my pity friend, they're really stressing me out.
Pity Friend by NeonPsycho September 8, 2019
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Part time friend 

Someone who only wants to be friends when it betters their situation. Doesn't talk to you all the time but only when it's good for them.
Damn she's only a part time friend.
Part time friend by Part time friend February 15, 2015

last resort friend 

A friend or acquaintance you call to hang out with when you desperately want to go out but none of your other friends are available. Sadly we all know one or have been one.
None of my friends are available to go out but I really want to do something... I'll call Clint he's my last resort friend.
last resort friend by coleyw February 28, 2016

Best Friend 

The best friend in your life is the person you are thinking about as you read this.

Worthless Friend 

A friend that pretty much you can do without. Usually labeled as a friend but does nothing for you except waste your time doing bullshit, trying to get ahead of you and just bringing you down in life. If you have friends like this, you will most likely become a loser in life. I had a friend like this but recently stopped talking to him. Now my life is 100% better.

you know who you are...

soul friend

a forever friend. you can talk to them about anything and everything for hours on end without getting bored and it will seem as if it's only been a few minutes. they understand each other.soul friends are friends that will never be separated and are meant to be friends. soul friends are a pile of awesomeness that people wish they were. soul friends have friendship goals af.
Mer: I'm so glad i found my soul friend !

Genny: I'm so glad I found you too!
soul friend by singingpenguin November 2, 2014

friend de coup 

1. French for "Friends take over."

2. A talented, family-like show choir.

3. A bunch of kids who are a bad-a performers.
1. Friend de Coup will make finals, for sure.

2. You dance as well as the kids in Friend de Coup.
friend de coup by soprano88 February 23, 2009