flat is justice

Used as a defense when someone calls you a pedophile for liking "underage" anime girls, or loli. Can also be used when arguing about what breast size is best, uncommon though.

Person 1: Dude she looks like she's 12
Person 2: Flat is justice
Person 1: What

by Lolicon Man February 1, 2018

Flat tire

A girl with a flat ass

That girl has a flat tire

by Antistheoneandonly December 17, 2014

flat-headed

slow, not smart. Not stupid, just not quick on the uptake.

I closed in for a kiss, but ed was a bit flat-headed and failed to pick up my cue.

by henrysfeelingfine January 5, 2007

Flat Earth Society

Government controlled so called society. There is two online FES site as wwwtheflatearthsociety.org and www.tfes.org and both are under control of government.

It is structured to humiliate believers. Some kind of false flag. For example:
Believer: If there is a space, why don't vacuum affect doesn't swallow all of the atmospher?
Non believer: Fuck you bitch. You have no brain on your head.
Believer: clicks to complaint button and announces the post as "insult".
Mod: Guys, do not fight.

Believer: This stupid is constantly insulting me.
Flat Earth Society Mod: You have taken 1 month ban for insult. (believer has been banned)

by Intikam June 29, 2017

Party Flat

Used to describe an area of residence, usually a flat in which a person, and/or their best friend(s) normally early 20's live, where the only thing to do is PARTY HARD!

The flat is often a breeding ground for drunken mishaps and legendary tales of fun times!

Hey Bud, shall we go to the party flat tonight?!

Have you seen Charlotte and Lu's new party flat? It's awesome!

I really want to move out and get a party flat

by PartyCarPartyFlat April 1, 2009

pinch flat

When a hard or semi-hard erection is suddenly made limp by seeing something or someone.

Jimmy was at the drugstore buying condoms and the very thought of the night he had ahead of him had given him an erection. However, at the checkout, Jimmy suddenly experienced a pinch flat when the obese, middle-aged woman at the counter gave him a wink.

by swimswimswim May 10, 2009

Flat Oner

A term used when people choose to go to bed early and don't go out on nights out with the rest of the house, commonly misunderstood as an insult this is a term which has no maliciousness behind it.

Examples of a flat oner would include the girls in flat one, Rebecca, Jo, Gabriella, Charlotte and Kirsteen

by house 37 January 19, 2011