Fanny-waggle

A person who takes a long time to do things, puts things of and generally procrastinates.
Do you ever have a friend who takes AGES to get ready and is constantly finding excuses to hold you up?

Sandra: Are you ready yet?
Amy:Nearly, I need to go to the toilet and then find that scarf.
Sandra:Well hurry up we have to go.
Amy:I need to change this jacket, it dosen't go.
Sandra:Will you just hurry up and stop being a fanny-waggle.

by Maff maff August 26, 2009

fanny fumbling

when a virgin nerd, trying to impress his girlfriend, trying desperately to find where to shove his cock, without success

little jonny cant find his cock so he is fanny fumbling

by cockdickshittitbastard November 20, 2009

Fanny-gina

1. When Fat people have that lump were the privates are. The lump looks like a fanny pack!

"Damn, that fat chick has a fanny-gina!"

by Gopba711 February 25, 2010

Fanny Prolapse

When a womans womb falls out her fanny :O

Guy 1: "Holy Shit Dude...i heard what happened with that lassie on Saturday night :O"
Guy 2: "It was fuckin rank...her insides fell right out her Vag D: i think it's called fanny prolapse or something."

Guy 1: "I honestley think thats hilarious!"

by Bakes! October 13, 2010

Fanny Bullets

Tampons

Fanny Bullets is just another way of saying tampons

by It_wasntme January 11, 2011

Fanny Buckle

n: slang for vagina ; the buckle to one's fanny or ass

"Elise, don't forget to wash your face, hands, and fanny buckle!"

by Ronald Billius Weasley April 25, 2012

fanny pack full of floppy dicks

1.A person that has an unpresentable appearance in uniform, no military bearing, or respect for senior members

2.A straight up slob

That soldier looks like a fanny pack full of floppy dicks

by dumbbruce17 November 27, 2012