When one human puts their finger into the anal cavity of another human and pulls it out, resulting in deposition of fecal matter onto the phalanges.
Bro, I was fingering my girls ass and she gave me really bad poop finger.
Oh no man, what did you do?
I had to lick it off like a popsicle.
Oh no man, what did you do?
I had to lick it off like a popsicle.
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So apparently the story is, the Kumara that go in to Purple Monkey Finger are grown on land that was the cemetery of the local prison for the criminally insane.
The gardens were looked after by crazy old nuns, all of them were blind except for the mother superior who was mute.
She was mute until one of the prisoners made moonshine out of the Kumara, in her room alone one night, she had a drink, and she started screaming and didn't stop until she died.
They say that even now, if you open a bottle of Purple Monkey Finger alone, in the dark, in a very quiet room, you can hear the old mute nun scream.
The gardens were looked after by crazy old nuns, all of them were blind except for the mother superior who was mute.
She was mute until one of the prisoners made moonshine out of the Kumara, in her room alone one night, she had a drink, and she started screaming and didn't stop until she died.
They say that even now, if you open a bottle of Purple Monkey Finger alone, in the dark, in a very quiet room, you can hear the old mute nun scream.
Patient: But Doctor, I'm a virgin, how could I be pregnant?
Doctor: I have reason to believe you have recently had some Purple Monkey Finger in you.
Patient: SHITBALLS!
Doctor: I have reason to believe you have recently had some Purple Monkey Finger in you.
Patient: SHITBALLS!
by Sister Catherine November 19, 2010
Get the Purple Monkey Finger mug.This is when you rip both of someone's arms off and put one in your ass, and another in someone else's ass, and give each other a high five.
Mick: Yo Ricky, let's 5 finger special Trott!
Ricky: Sounds good bra! Babies, babies!
They grab him by the arms and rip them off; Mick puts an arm in his ass, and Ricky puts an arm in his ass
Mick: High five bra!
Ricky: Sweet man! He just got pwned!
Ricky: Sounds good bra! Babies, babies!
They grab him by the arms and rip them off; Mick puts an arm in his ass, and Ricky puts an arm in his ass
Mick: High five bra!
Ricky: Sweet man! He just got pwned!
by bwnagemonster May 12, 2008
Get the 5 Finger Special mug.Finger Bang is the name of the boy band the boys from South Park and Wendy try to start up in order to make Cartmen's life long dream come true, to make ten million dollars.
To finger bang to use ones finger as a gun.
Finger Bang to rapidly insert one's finger(s) in and out of the pussy or anus.
To finger bang to use ones finger as a gun.
Finger Bang to rapidly insert one's finger(s) in and out of the pussy or anus.
"Have you heard Finger Bang's new cd? It's banging!"
With the hand in a gun shape - "Bang Bang I shot you down."
Guy 1 "So how was having Anna over last night?"
Guy 2 "Oh it was totally great I finger banged her all night long."
With the hand in a gun shape - "Bang Bang I shot you down."
Guy 1 "So how was having Anna over last night?"
Guy 2 "Oh it was totally great I finger banged her all night long."
by MoonSunStar April 8, 2008
Get the Finger Bang mug.sexual act involving three girls and one male priest or holy authority in which all three bend over in front of man and one engages in anal sex with the other two women on each side of the priest engaged in anal fingering by the priest
Sara, Lauren, and Ashley went to the priest's campsite expecting a friendly conversation only to get the holy finger fuck.
by Uncle E September 16, 2008
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