Someone skilled in the art of shadow netting; Appearing in facebook messages or pictures without owning an account. A Facebook Ninja can never be "tagged" and never appears on a wall. Therefore, they are one with the shadows of the internet and are needless of an account.
"Drew should just get an account already so I can write on his wall!" "He doesn't need to, he is a facebook ninja..."
by Drewanium February 22, 2008
Get the Facebook Ninjamug. When you don't know a picture has been taken of you until you see it uploaded by someone else on facebook. Usually results in an embarassing picture getting into the public's viewership, or it can be a normal, innocent picture.
I got wasted and started getting rowdy with this hogbeast, but I didn't think anyone saw and I got away with it. Unfortunately I got a facebook surprise when I saw jen uploaded pics from that party and it had some ebarassing photos
by oogens September 16, 2007
Get the facebook surprisemug. a female, usually single teenage parent who spends all her time on facebook wether it be on the computer or mobile phone leaving the kid to sit drink bleach or whatever, while still in a nappy that was put on god knows when. as they find being a parent isn't all it's cracked upto be.
"i went to _______ house last night and the baby was sat there in it's chair covered in yesterdays dinner with a shitty nappy while all she did was sit on facebook"
"yeah i know she's a right facebook mom that one"
"yeah i know she's a right facebook mom that one"
by MosiahB June 7, 2009
Get the facebook mommug. by MLandry March 22, 2009
Get the Facebook Divorcemug. A Friday night when you either are too lazy to make plans or are rejected in some fashion, and waste away your time browsing facebook. Also see facebook creeper.
"Man, last friday everyone bailed out on me and I spent my night on facebook
"Yeah, facebook fridays are such a drag."
"Yeah, facebook fridays are such a drag."
by uhmmmmmmmm August 8, 2009
Get the Facebook Fridaymug. This occurs whenever someone posts maudlin crap on their bf/gf wall about "how much they love them and how they have changed their life and blah blah blah etc. etc." and then it pops up in your news feed and you feel sick and awkward as if some sort of intense real world PDA has gone on in front of you.
"I just wanted to let you know how much I love you and how safe and secure I feel with you and how you brighten my life... etc"
Did you really just post that on his/her wall? This Facebook PDA is really starting to make me sick now think I'm going to go hurl now. Kthanxbye
Did you really just post that on his/her wall? This Facebook PDA is really starting to make me sick now think I'm going to go hurl now. Kthanxbye
by guitarlove June 3, 2010
Get the Facebook PDAmug. facebook status-(n.) a way to get people to ask comment or feel for someone without them directly saying, "I want people to know about what I am doing and ask me about it"
facebook status:
I am so tired right now.
oh what were you doing that made you tired?
facebook status:
I am so upset.
awe why?
facebook status:
I cant believe i just did that
OMG! are you okk??
I am so tired right now.
oh what were you doing that made you tired?
facebook status:
I am so upset.
awe why?
facebook status:
I cant believe i just did that
OMG! are you okk??
by ramsfootball599 November 28, 2009
Get the facebook statusmug.