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Marking Facebook Territory

After friends have a nasty fall out or a BF/GF break up and they race to comment or like a mutual friend's pictures/posts on facebook before each other in an effort to 'claim' the mutual friend and have them on their side of the break up/fall out.
Fuck, my bitch ex was Marking Facebook Territory on Sarah's profile picture before I could like the picture, now I can't comment or like Sarah's picture!
by SethStreeter October 9, 2011
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a facebook friend

A term someone uses to hide the fact that they are cheating
I heard he is playing something with a facebook friend tonight.
by Not Warco July 27, 2019
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thats a facebook

When a moment happens in which somebody say's something stupid or funny that you have to post it up on facebook.
Person A: Imagine if you smoked so much that your shit smells like weed, you can just get it and smoke it again.

Person B: wtf? lmfao thats a facebook
by Grandmaster5 November 16, 2010
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In my Facebook

A variation of the expression, "In my book," usually used to show you have no prejudice.
Tommy: Dude, Billy came out the closet!! That's gross man! I can't believe it!
Jake: Yeah I heard. but he's still a good guy, though. I saw him walk an old woman across the street the other day. So he's still cool in my Facebook.
by Galderamos December 30, 2011
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You just got Facebook'd

Also, Facebook'd, Facebooked for short.

When you get an outstanding kill, or completely embarrass you're opponent. By using the phrase, you are saying that you are going to go to theater mode after the match ends to upload the the clip to Facebook.

It's always best to taunt your opponent, and threaten them that all of Facebook will be able to see them get owned.

Applies to Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3 players. Due to the new feature that allows players to upload clips from MW3 to Facebook, the phrase was created by AP.
Headshot! +150

t Knickerbocker: "Wow kid, you just got facebook'd"
NoobWhoDied: "lol wat is guns"

Triple Kill! +250

Whole Team: "Wow those noobs just got Facebooked!"
by t0nydehtigeh November 16, 2011
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Breaking the Facebook wall

Commenting about facebook on facebook, or when a group of people are having a discussion in a comment thread, and someone comments with, "This is the best/worst comment thread!"

Interrupting the flow of conversation and your suspension of disbelief that you actually have a social life.
Dickwad Dave: Fuck yea, I made waffles this morning. And took a picture.

Cunt Julia: Hope you enjoy your waffles Dave, as they're the last ones you get to eat without knowing you have HIV. Oh by the way, about last night, I HAVE HIV.
You and 127 like this.

Dickwad Dave: Jokes on you Cunt, I wore a condom! Now they're righteous waffles.

Cunt Julia: You drunk slobbering fuck, you tried to wear a magnum condom on your midget dick and just ended up stuffing the condom up into my twat like god damn canon packing.

Dickwad Dave: Fuck you whore! Why'd you let me fuck if you're an infested skank!

Cunt Julia: Me being half passed out in the guest bedroom does not count as "Let you fuck" you god damn rapist.

Worthless William: Best comment thread ever

Urban Dick: Fuck Bill, stop breaking the facebook wall. I was enjoyin' this fuckin show
by Ticktok December 28, 2012
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Dropped off the Facebook of the Earth

When somebody tries to look up a friend on Facebook, only to find that they deleted their account without telling you, thus losing contact with them forever.
Mr. X: "Hey, I tried looking up John's profile but couldn't find it. Do you know what happened?"

Mrs. Y: "Yeah, he Dropped off the Facebook of the Earth."
by Dradisaulo August 1, 2012
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