face hate

A person who's face you hate so much that you are totally repulsed by them and can't seem to have a normal conversation with them. They are your best friends on email, text, and chat but once you're face to face with them you either ignore them completely or make up an excuse and get the hell out of there, after you make plans to meet up on chat later of course.

Dan: Hey, I am meeting Jason for some drinks today, you want to hang out with us?

Tom: Would love to, Jason is hilarious, but I face hate him, sorry bro.

by freedom17 November 10, 2011

face seizure

When a some kid in your class randomly twitches a part of his/her face, leading to a collection of ''o_o'' s, "Whoah''s and ''WTF''s. People, after exposure to the face seizure, find themselves asking: "Does that guy have tourette's?"

Person A: *GASP* Fabio just had a face seizure!
Person 2: o_o
Person %: Whoah
Old nigga: WTF

by Fabio Nig March 6, 2013

face scrawn

This occurs when an individual goes away travelling for 3 weeks and returns with a very scrawny face and a gummy laugh. Generally the rest of their body stays the same

Jon: wow, craig looks like he has been chasing the dragon

Louis: nah man, he just got a bad case of the face scrawn

by mbuzidume November 12, 2013

Face Cradle

The face cradle seems to the untrained eye to be a face palm, but is actually much gentler and more nurturing than the face palm.

"Oh, look at Gerard doing the face cradle! He's so awesome!"

by omgphangirl July 13, 2015

face joint

A face joint is a joint that you smoke alone to your face, without sharing it. You get really high.

Hey, are you going to roll a face joint or can i get a hit??

by liltomato February 28, 2016

face a jay

Dmv slang ...... means to smoke a jay or a “ joint “. Can be used when talking to friends or explaining something .

For example: “ I’m boutta go smoke this jay “

For example: “ I’m boutta go face a jay “
defenition: Meaning you are soon a about to inhale the marajuna

by MumboSauceGirl May 20, 2018

Face Fucker

A man who pumps away at a woman's mouth during a blowjob as if he were fucking a hole in the wall, usually with his hands on either side of her head.

I needed to deep throat an entire box of Popsicle's after that Face Fucker treated my mouth like it was a pumpkin with a lubed-up hole cut into it.

by MomWhoreReet June 18, 2019