by Barryissocool December 1, 2024
Get the Evilationmug. by Krutonthejohnson February 10, 2025
Get the Evil Balenciagamug. Fiona Apple in the song "Relay":
"Evil is a relay sport when the one who's burned turns to pass the torch"
"Evil is a relay sport when the one who's burned turns to pass the torch"
by GizandtheMachine July 5, 2020
Get the Evilmug. by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 23, 2025
Get the Resident Evil 5 Egg Trophymug. Evil Cart is a weed cartridge that was/turned evil and now feast's on people who hits it causing the person to turn evil or overdose.
John: yo look at this cart i got!
Mike: why does the cart look evil?
John: I dont know but its fine!
"SEVERAL HOURS LATER"
John: i think you were right that carts evil!
Mike: ....
John: are you okay?
Mike: *Evil noises"
John: Shit!
John: now thats cart is a Evil Cart!
Mike: why does the cart look evil?
John: I dont know but its fine!
"SEVERAL HOURS LATER"
John: i think you were right that carts evil!
Mike: ....
John: are you okay?
Mike: *Evil noises"
John: Shit!
John: now thats cart is a Evil Cart!
by evil cart enjoyer August 18, 2024
Get the Evil Cartmug. Right but if he ASKED and you had the means to give to him.... Wouldn't you just give it to him? I mean, it's the difference between murder and manslaughter. And you can say "Well, manslaughter is still a crime." But... Sometimes you're guilt is peripheral and if it's too peripheral then you don't even try to stop it.
Hym "Well, if you have a sandwich. And a guy is starving on the street and you can see the future and he begs you for food... Do you give it to him?"
Retard "I mean I'd decide..."
Hym "Soooo... You know he's going to starve... But there is a possibility you'll say no.... So.... What would it take for you to say 'No?' "
Retard "Uuuuuummmmm.... I don't know. I would have to just not feel like giving it to him."
Hym "So... The guy doesn't need to live unless you feel like letting him?"
Retard "Uuuuh.... Well... I mean, I'm the good one so I would let him live but I wouldn't have to if I didn't want to..."
Hym "So.... What would it take for you to NOT help them? What would it take for you to not give them the sandwich? What would he have to do?"
Retard "I don't know. I would have to not want to. It would be at my discretion."
Hym "Well... Does he have to trade his life for yours?"
Retard "What?"
Hym "I mean... You have the sandwich... He's going to die if he doesn't get it... Should he have to willing give up his life so you get to keep your sandwich if taking your sandwich doesn't effect your ability to get subsequent sandwich?"
Retard "It's MY sandwich!"
Hym "Right but... If you're not going to give up a sandwich for his life then... Why should he give up his life for your sandwich? And it's not even the sandwich it's the sandwich in abstraction and in aggregate..."
Retard "You're evil!"
Hym "..... And?"
Retard "I mean I'd decide..."
Hym "Soooo... You know he's going to starve... But there is a possibility you'll say no.... So.... What would it take for you to say 'No?' "
Retard "Uuuuuummmmm.... I don't know. I would have to just not feel like giving it to him."
Hym "So... The guy doesn't need to live unless you feel like letting him?"
Retard "Uuuuh.... Well... I mean, I'm the good one so I would let him live but I wouldn't have to if I didn't want to..."
Hym "So.... What would it take for you to NOT help them? What would it take for you to not give them the sandwich? What would he have to do?"
Retard "I don't know. I would have to not want to. It would be at my discretion."
Hym "Well... Does he have to trade his life for yours?"
Retard "What?"
Hym "I mean... You have the sandwich... He's going to die if he doesn't get it... Should he have to willing give up his life so you get to keep your sandwich if taking your sandwich doesn't effect your ability to get subsequent sandwich?"
Retard "It's MY sandwich!"
Hym "Right but... If you're not going to give up a sandwich for his life then... Why should he give up his life for your sandwich? And it's not even the sandwich it's the sandwich in abstraction and in aggregate..."
Retard "You're evil!"
Hym "..... And?"
by Hym Iam July 19, 2023
Get the Evilmug. by deathandasses October 5, 2023
Get the EVILmug.