Empty Notifications

A series of Facebook notifications one receives which do not relate to the indivual they are addressed to. This can be experienced when the subject comments on a post and a conversation ensues unrelated to yourself.

I commented how stupid I looked in the picture, however the idiots decided to talk about turtles on it. I got empty notifications for weeks

by Chuplis July 16, 2009

Employagility

The ability to be agile when it comes to deriving income from different sources.

Flexible enough to, skill up and manage rapid changes in the workplace.

Her boss was pleased she had employagility, and was able to undertake the new tasks and rapidly learn the skills required to do the job.

She used employagility to ensure she could move from full time employee to freelancer, then consultant during tough economic times.

by insight guy October 6, 2012

Emptying the Hoover

When an old man cums and it comes out in a poudery texture much like Jew children after the holocaust

Aaron was Emptying the Hoover all over oisin and he gosted it like a boss

by Lil rocky March 7, 2019

empty seats

Also known as Manchester City’s stadium

Man City’s stadium has lots of empty seats even on game day , money can’t buy fans .

by HO’H 😂❣️ March 30, 2020

Emptyhad

Man City's stadium. Its called so because its mostly empty

The lame atmosphere at the Emptyhad was expected

by Honest Man city Fan November 22, 2021

Empireem

It´s a smart fella, but also a fart smella. He loves playing Minecraft with his homeboys.

It´s used to describe people, who are special.

Person A: Look, it´s a smart man over there.

Person B: Yeah, he is probably an Empireem.

by the_realChris December 19, 2021

Empire of Brazil

The Empire of Brazil was the golden and best period in the History of Brazil, a super Power of its period and the greatest country of the Americas for a period. People used to escape from their countries to move there. With a coup of e'tat made by the "Republican"oligarchies and the elite coffee makers pro slavery at the time, tricked the Brazilian people into thinking they were fighting for the Emperor Dom Pedro II, which was in fact a lie, because the people loved the empire, and once they discovered there were many protests. In the end of the republican coup, they yelled "Hail the Emperor" as a way to hide their shame after exiling their own Emperor.

Wow, The Empire of Brazil was Great, im glad the Brazilian monarchy members still exist.

Maybe one day they might restore the monarchy, they have millions of followers to this day after all! ave glória, ave Imperio!

by areyouone? January 29, 2023