elephantastic

Describing how homosexual a person is

Richard Simmons is the most elephantastic person ever.

by Bob Rimson August 10, 2008

wakka flakka elephant

A lesbian who smokes weed at parties with other lesbians and rub clots at the same time.

Hey Joey. You stay away from those wakka flakka elephants. There is a literal hive over there.

by weed fucktard June 22, 2016

red elephant

It is when you murder someone and then everyone talks about it.

John had a red elephant party after he had killed Jane

by Akalilypad December 17, 2013

elephant

A poker player who calls everybet. Someone who trys to hit their draws, even if they're runner runner.

Zack's fatass is an elephant, did you see him call my All-In with his runner-runner flush draw and win! What an elephant!

by CDBLUFF May 8, 2006

elephant kisses

v. int. The act of pushing one's face into a man's testicles, and rocking one's head side to side very rapidly while making a vigorous, lip-vibrating "brrr" sound.

Maria: Have you ever gone down on your guy?
Katie: no but I give him elephant kisses every morning!

by Gen. George S. Fratton June 21, 2011

Elephantosis

A physical malady causing the genitals to swell to wonderous proportions.

Did you see the set on that fine female?

Yeah, they's givin' me elephantosis.

by Elephantosis November 21, 2010

elephantmantis

An elephant mantis is an elephant the size of a mantis. Mostly found in the country Niger.

Oh No! There is an elephantmantis in my house.

by Awexander Rehehehehe February 15, 2023