Mad easy

A term used to describe something absurdly easy.

Example 1:

Rick: Dude, the test was so hard!
Bob: Bro, that shit wasn't hard at all! It was mad easy!

Example 2:

Sgt. Dixius: Well done sir! Taking down a terrorist force is impressive.

Gabriel: To be honest, It wasn't that hard. It was mad easy.

Example 3:

David: Dude, why are you so nervous?

Jamal: This game is so important. I don't want to lose.

David: Dont worry! The game will be mad easy.

by Carl Matsmark March 12, 2025

Easy Rider

A cider / beer can. Easy to drink and doesn't get you too drunk. Perfect

Hey man, pass me an easy rider, I'm trying to take it slow.

by tlovesw September 30, 2021

so easy i doont need arms to win

means that you are a pro at winning

me: wow steve4212, you got the win!
Steve4212: so easy i doont need arms to win

by chishiki April 30, 2021

Easy on the merchandise

It is said when something or someone is being touched abruptly or handled harshly.

Cop: "You're under arrest!"*handcuffs suspect and pushes him into the back seat*
Suspect: "Hey man, easy on the merchandise."

*Person 1 hugs Person 2 suddently*
Person 2: "Haha, easy on the merchandise."
Person 1: *sarcastically* "Shut up."

*Tourist picks up glass sculpture with little care*
Shopkeeper: "Hey! Easy on the merchandise, kid."
Tourist: "Sorry, no hablo chino."

by funny_occasionally January 18, 2018

Easy blood

Easy blood is someone who is cool or easy to get along with

That bro. Is easy blood.

What’s up easy blood.

by Lexdion February 25, 2021

Easy Bake Oven

When you fart in your own hoodie.

I was sitting on the porch smoking in the cold and accidentally gave myself an Easy Bake Oven

by Matt-er of facts October 28, 2025

Easy bake oven

The process of pouring cake batter into a vagina and baking the batter for a week. After a week of cooking the male then eats the cake out of the vagina.

I heard Joe and Sally made an easy bake oven and joe loved the cake.

by Big D lover August 27, 2014