He will be able to break any thing you ask him to on accident or on purpose only a few weeks into school 2 desks are broken in Spanish
by Baconnator23 October 31, 2022
Get the Dylan Schafermug. Like Arnold Schwarzenegger, but with even less fame, charisma, charm, money, women, friends, muscles and pussy.
by RattlerChamp171 September 8, 2010
Get the Dylan Bergmug. Dylan Coles are the sexiest humans alive. They get all the chicks. From freshman to seniors and even cougars they get major pussy. If you’re lucky enough to get a Dylan Cole prepare to give the best head of your life. Their TikToks are also really sexy.
freshman: damn that Dylan Cole be lookin sexy
Senior: back of bitch he’s mine
freshman: oh really we snap
Senior: well we fucked last night
freshman: ugh! Dylan Coles are such dicks
Senior: back of bitch he’s mine
freshman: oh really we snap
Senior: well we fucked last night
freshman: ugh! Dylan Coles are such dicks
by kittenbaby2007 November 3, 2019
Get the Dylan Colemug. Has a gigantic penis and should take off his shirt more because hes got an 8 pack
and kills skrubs in cod every day hittin thos sick one tap 360 no skopes
and kills skrubs in cod every day hittin thos sick one tap 360 no skopes
by dylanbos December 12, 2016
Get the dylan bosmug. A name for a very white scrony kid that has a very small dick and loves a girl named katie that looks like more of a man than him he also likes getting fucked in the ass by his girlfriend Katies strapon his favorite basketball team is Golden state warriors he likes getting fucked by papa KD
by Dylan Mugambi M November 6, 2016
Get the Dylan McCreamug. Dylan Krepcio is probably the kid that will later on get arrested in his life, He seems to always get in trouble but gets out of it somehow.The Freshmen love his mullet but don’t get to close he will hit you with his karate kicks, he has no filter at all and thinks he’s a redneck when he’s not, he also has a tiny penis, but that’s ok because girls never get far enough to fuck him because he just beats the shit out of them first. He’s born down south usually around the Mississippi area, he’s the redneck thats not really a redneck basically, he also give free abortions to his cousins on the weekends
by Kreeeeeeeep December 9, 2019
Get the Dylan Krepciomug. Dylan is an idiot he drinks period blood and eats after birth and he is religious to Walmart Jesus Dylan is an idiot he's a fat hoe
by Yo dylans gay September 11, 2020
Get the Dylan is an idiotmug.