A man that takes AP Bombology so he can do 911 2.0. He fucks his arab wife Zana every night in the sandy lands of Arabia.
Evan: Yo did u hear on the news about 911 2.0
Logan: Yeah i heard it was caused by the legendary Dylan Criscuelo
Logan: Yeah i heard it was caused by the legendary Dylan Criscuelo
by Evan Cotton September 02, 2019
The law created by Dylan which states that when a person has consumed a certain level of alcohol or any other substance and has the need to throw up, that person has the right and obligation to do so.
"Yo scott, I may yak, but I really don't want to."
"Bro, u gotta follow Dylan's law and go through with it."
"Good shit Scott."
"Bro, u gotta follow Dylan's law and go through with it."
"Good shit Scott."
by Flammingyoung June 26, 2017
A name for a very white scrony kid that has a very small dick and loves a girl named katie that looks like more of a man than him he also likes getting fucked in the ass by his girlfriend Katies strapon his favorite basketball team is Golden state warriors he likes getting fucked by papa KD
by Dylan Mugambi M November 06, 2016
by not dylan22 October 15, 2020
a white boy who hangs out with asians because his own race disowned him. He looks like MaxMoeFoe and likes a quick fuck
by TheBigGay(ST) September 18, 2018
Person 1: Hey! do you watch Dylan Zitkus on YouTube or Tiktok?
Person 2: No, never heard of him
Person 1: You should watch him, he's great!
Person 2: No, never heard of him
Person 1: You should watch him, he's great!
by JazisJaz November 17, 2022
by Dumb a** #1 October 24, 2019