ducker

One who rapes ducks at night. An extremely rare type of schizophrenia.
Can be used as an insult. When an insult, is extremely offensive, equivalent to the rudeness of bitch or a arse-eating twat.

-Mate, what's so good about Ruby?
-I don't know. I guess it's just love, mate.

Example 1: "Dude, I... I need to tell you something..."
"What?"
"At night I go out and ... rape... ducks"
"Holy shit dude, you're a ducker?!"
Example2: "Dude, I fucked your girlfriend"
"Oh my god, you motherfucking DUCKER!"
Example3: "2 plus 2 is... pi?"
"Dude, you're a fuckin' ducker"

by anonymousfilmlovver-facebook-d January 18, 2015

Fagget Dicker

a purposefully ridiculous insult created by Adam Menendez this is literally one of hundreds of insults he's thought. His show "Tha Ill Adventures of Adam & Steve" co-starring his best freind Steve Chinkhan is scheduled to release summer 2007 on You Tube

"Steve, why'd you have to be a fagget dicker and get addicted to World of Warcraft?!!"

by Landon Alexander December 14, 2008

Decker

Porta Potty, place you dispose of wastes, and bodily fluids.

Don't piss on public property, the Decker is over there..

by Seven eleven 24 seven December 7, 2006

Deckers

1.n. the physically culmination, that harnesses the essence of perfection.

adj. nickname used to describe those deemed by society to be as close to perfection as humanly possible.

v. the act of being perfect

1. wow that guy is pretty damn awesome, id go as far as to say hes a Deckers

by not deckers June 18, 2008

decker

A naive man that falls for lines like I'm pregnant so you have to marry me or I'll kill myself if you dump me.
Once upon a time was a handsome man but allowed his looks and spirit to be sucked away by an ugly pathetic woman that has two or more unplanned pregnancies to keep him in her life.

Look at the poor Decker over there with the stroller.
I feel bad for him man, stuck with an ugly wife, two kids and a crap job.

by Liche September 2, 2010

Daniel Decker

A guy who is madly in love with a girl named Jessica.

Hey do you know Daniel Decker?

Yeah I do, isn't he in love with that girl Jessica?

by The girl Jessica November 23, 2010

upper decker

to leave a nice steaming terd on the toilet seat, enhancing the savory odor for the next user of the john; especially irritating to females, dudes not so much. Not to be confused with a Back Door Bandit which involves removing the lid of the reservoir tank and much better balance

eww, gross!!! some fuckwad left a upper decker in there!!!!! take me somewhere to tinkle, dammit!!

by coldbowl June 3, 2007