DJ Pedophile

D-D-D-DJ Pedophile: Watch ya kids

Mother: Where is little Sally
Father: She said she was going to a concert
Mother: Uh Oh
Both: DJ Pedophile!

by Buttsex Barry February 6, 2024

DJ [Tweva]

"Sexy Beast!" The one the only.. D.. J.... Tweva!

DJ Tweva is the shit! I want him inside me!

by House muzik March 13, 2009

the dj

'the' dj refers to a particular dj which u love and think all his tunes are awesome

person 1:that dj was awesome last nite
person 2:ye he was the dj

by DJ SPYKERS(SCOUSED OUT) May 4, 2009

DJ Yaneek

MVP, Goat and Luxembourg Nightlife Hall of Famer. He’s one of the DJs that ALWAYS delivers. When your night is almost over and you’re tipsy sipping your last drink, he’ll always find that one last classic R&B song to bring your mood back up and let out your inner Michael Jackson one last time on the dance floor. Vote for Luxembourg’s OG and prettiest motherfucker in the game.

Cant compete with DJ Yaneek.

by dewollef May 3, 2022

dj disease

A disease that infects people in charge of the music mix at a gathering. Infection becomes apparent when the person changes the music too quickly, cutting off songs far before their proper ending.

Symptoms typically present among narcissistic DJs, who mistakenly believe the crowd likes hearing the transitions more than the actual songs. Or they foolishly believe rapidly changing the songs "keeps things fresh". (In reality, it just makes the mix annoying and irritating.)

When party hosts (who think they're a real DJ) copy this same bad behaviour, because they saw a pro DJ do it somewhere, it can be concluded that DJ disease is also highly contagious.

Damn it, I was just getting into the groove of this song and now the DJ ruined it by ending the song prematurely! He must have DJ disease!

by cyberpimp2 August 2, 2021

DJ

Dj’s tend to have huge enormous massive slongs and tend to get a lot of attention from females but is picky and only want 1 girl

That dude Dj can’t even wear shorts

by DjDatLit September 8, 2020

DJ

DJ that get hit by a bus every morning when walking his grandma

Dj doesn't know how to do the abc's

by Randomnmn April 28, 2023