Apple device

An overpriced scam that doesn't come with a charger

A device such as an iPhone with 3 cameras, because they expect you to be filming Marvel movies.

A device which has a battery that last for 0.69 milliseconds.

That guy has an Apple device because he's trying to flex.

by totally not a mod April 23, 2021

The Devil’s Graffiti

The streaks left on the inside of the toilet bowl after a massive bowel movement, particularly those left after the toilet has been flushed.

“Dude I flushed twice and there’s still shit on the inside of the toilet.”

“That’s the Devil’s Graffiti, baby.”

by link1ater July 26, 2021

Jersey Devil Coaster

A roller coaster in Jackson Township, New Jersey, at Six Flags Great Adventure that makes you get AIDS from it being so satanic. It's Coaster Demon's favorite roller coaster, & it gave him HIV, spreading it to everyone who comes near him.

Jersey Devil Coaster is a kiddy coaster.

by Mr. Roller Coasters October 8, 2021

The Devil’s Totem

The act of taking an unholy shit whilst standing in a sinful manner. An example of such a stance is on a 90 degree angle and your torso on a 165 degree angle, to ‘pop your ass out’ to not Become contaminated by the shit. Include a tongue sticking out.

James “Dude, are you standing while shitting?!”
Calvin “Yeah man, it’s the devil’s totem”

by Bahdoh January 5, 2022

Shoe Deviant

A Shoe Deviant is someone that has a shoe fetish. Usually uses shoes as a sex aid or likes being walked on. May ware shoes whilst masturbating.

Dave the Shoe Deviant comes home from work closes the the curtains and inserts a stiletto heel inside himself and cums on the floor.

by Shlim May 19, 2022

Looching Device

In Gujarati, "looch" means to wipe or wipe away so when you need a towel to wipe your dishes, you can use a "looching device"

"Can you please pass me the looching device?"

by yashxviii :) August 16, 2022

Angel Devil

Best person ever.
Character from "Chainsaw Man" manga/anime series.

HIS* ability is to steal your lifespan. For example, 18 minutes of direct contact with HIM* could Kill you.

Loves Ice cream and hates fighting.
(he's just so cute god fucking damnit)

Aki: I can still tap dat angel bussy even if it costs me my lifespan.

Angel Devil: bro, wtf?
Aki: One time I touched your hand for 3 second, that took away 6 months of my lifespan, so 10 seconds won't even be a problem if I'm gonna penetrate that thicc ass of yours
Angel devil: you confuse and frighten me, Aki.

by nickø. August 31, 2023