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dirty deckert 

The man who gets fucked up every day of the week and lays the pipe on 99.73% of girls that crosses his path.
Dirty deckert is fucking a lot lizard in Logan’s shop again
dirty deckert by Scruffy boi September 20, 2020

double decker cheese loaded bastard 

so this bastard took a double decker, and loaded it with cheese. crazy
"Hey, take a look at this double decker cheese loaded bastard. He's afraid of the imminent heat death of the universe, what a loser." *skateboards away*

Double-decker 

To fold ones erection back on itself then reinsert to continue coitus.
I totally double-deckered my girlfriend/boyfriend last night.
Double-decker by Stephan Noir February 4, 2021

dicky dicked down 

when three guys perferably male endorse in overly sexual threesome with each other over a long period of time, while on some A-class drugs like ecstasy/molly.
"oh look, john and his two friends couldn't get pussy, so their build up frustration got them to dicky dicked down"
dicky dicked down by jeandepeau!!! February 26, 2021

The Dicked Down Giraffe 

The ducked down giraffe is a wild Scottish animal and is not hard to spot. They stand over 7ft tall and normal width. If you want to catch a Dicked Down Giraffe just say something and the nosy bitch will turn round to hear what your saying even is it literally has nothing to do with them.
“Did you see the dicked down giraffe
“turn around dicked down giraffe I didn’t say your name”

Small-dickedly 

When someone absolutely needs to feel superior to you so they wait like a trapdoor spider to attack your first instance of being wrong, then they give you a cheeky glance before running off.
My conversation with Terence was going well until he small-dickedly ran off after I was wrong once in the 30 minutes we spoke.