FAP-DEALER

Individual responsible for provide emphatically material dedicated to fappers, following their specifications.

Michael seeks some porn to Grey.
Grey is a fapper.
Michael is the seeker. He is the dealer, the Fap-Dealer

by log null October 6, 2012

no dealings

No feelings to another being. Straight up w/ it. In & out. No games. No part in an action.

I don't want no dealings with it.

by Groovyguh January 23, 2017

Hope Dealer

Someone who has overcome their past afflictions and presently spreads hope that others can do the same.

After his drug addiction he became a hope dealer.

by Christopher Ferry May 7, 2019

dealio

Popularized in a Missy Elliott song by the same name, the phrase "What the dealio?" is equivalent to "What's the deal?" or "What is up with this situation?"

What the dealio?

by Osh L November 29, 2002

elf dealer

-One who deals elves.
-One who manufactures plastic elves and sells them for profit.

guy1: It's getting close to that time of the year...Christmas is a goldmine for me.

guy2: What the freak man? you some kind of elf dealer?

by SteveCravehorn May 23, 2007

Not Dealing

When you're really not hanging out/chilling/etc. Unable to deal with yourself. Freaking out.

Yo Mike's not dealing at all. He's tweaking his beak off.

Yo I woke up and I was so hungover, I felt psychotic. 100% not dealing.

by NahManItsNotLikeThat January 7, 2011

curry dealer

A person that has a busy Indian takeaway or restaurant is defined as a curry dealer.

Damn you seen that local
Curry dealers new Mercendes Benz

by Jamie1017 September 28, 2017