goth dad

Taliesin Jaffe.

“Tal is my goth dad and Dani Carr has become goth mom and I’m here for it”

by Catnip Cupcake October 4, 2018

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dad boss

A man who strives for greatness in all duties pertaining to being a dad. He works hard to provide for his family financially, helps out with household chores even after working all day, plays with the kids, and is attentive to the needs of his family. He is willing to make sacrifices so that his family can have a better life in the future. He owns being a dad. He owns being a boss about it. He is committed to becoming better every day for himself and for his family.

His wife called him a total dad boss after he successfully managed to make dinner, get the kids to bed, rub her feet, and then find time for himself to finish up some work.

by Dad Boss June 8, 2017

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Deadbeat Dad

A so called man who is always making promises of when they'll come spend time with their child but never shows up even though they live 15 minutes away. Always has lame excuses to why they Never spend time with their child And only gives the bare minimum amount of financial help. Even though they know they can do more but choose to Leave everything to the mother.

Mom: When are you gonna spend time with ur son?
Deadbeat Dad: Oh i will next week. Monday! I promise.
NEXT WEEK....
Mom: Hello you never showed up to get ur son.

Deadbeat Dad: I was hanging with my friends all night and im to tired. I'll get him next week.

........Never shows up, has new excuses.

by Sickandtiredoftheselamedudes June 10, 2018

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American Dad

A show that you watch at 1AM because nothing else is on and it repeats but you keep watching because it’s too early to masterbate and watch porn. Is occasionally funny and addictive to watch.

“Did you watch American dad last night?”

“Yeah”

“Lol remember when Steve attacked that wolf?”

“No”

by SirNigelHarrisFookingtonThe3rd September 3, 2019

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