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Crying Gator

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False, insincere, or hypocritical display of sadness or remorse. Insincere remorse.
Derived from an ancient anecdote that a crocodile will weep to lure in its victims ...We all know a crying gator.
by WiseCookie September 13, 2020
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Crying Gator

A fake display of sadness or remorse.

Derived from an ancient anecdote that a crying gator will weep to lure in its prey into its jaws ...
When a Crying Gator spends enough time out of the water, their eyes dry out so they weep to keep them lubricated.
by WiseCookie September 13, 2020
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Crying Gator

Crying Gaor is a fake display of sadness or remorse.

Derived from an ancient anecdote that a crying gator will weep to lure in its prey into its jaws ...
When a Crying Gator spends enough time out of the water, their eyes dry out so they weep to keep them lubricated.
by WiseCookie September 13, 2020
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Crying hero

Crying hero, sometimes referred to as "Goofball" is a slang term for the combination of the polydrug obtained through mixture of methamphetamine and heroin (fentanyl can be used in place of "hero" albeit with a higher risk of overdose) as means to differentiate it from the common mistake of confusing "Crying Hero" (Winter storm, Goofball, Numb/Encore, frostbite, or simply Heroin & Meth) with "Speedball" (Meth & cocaine), due to Crystal's synthetic composition being more dangerous & addictive than Cocaine's natural composition, which causes an increased chance of overdose as well as other medical problems including you hire percentage of fatality. Crying hero also can be achieved through IV or "snorting" (Inhalation through nasal passages) whereas The common definition of "speedball" refers to usage by means of IV only.
"I didn't have the cashflow to throw a speedball, so instead I tried crying hero, and he is only getting louder"
by Måsådå September 21, 2020
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Cry

cry is a pissbaby who watches 2010 furry animations and watches bnha 13+ imagines
oh u know cry?
yeah, thats the loser down the street who watches furry animations
by Wankerjohn69420 October 6, 2020
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Golf Ball-Sized Crying Sperm

Don't get pregnant because you have a 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% chance of having a Golf Ball-Sized Crying Sperm.
by Le French Raccoon October 6, 2020
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Crying Cuphead

Crying Cuphead is a meme where there is cuphead being cheered by the bosses with cuphead crying and a translucent image of Mugman.
Sometimes, the crying cuphead meme is very sad.
by TheRealMugman October 8, 2020
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