Crotch Afro

A word for a crotch that has long pubic hair that resembles an Afro.

"Dammit, looks like i'm getting a Crotch Afro again."

by NegativeMolasses October 31, 2019

crotch loogie

n. Exactly what it sounds like. A big, sticky clump of crotch mucus. Only achievable thorugh stimulation of the penis.

Tell your friends.

Guy 1: So eventually, she went down on me.
Guy 2: Fuck yeah! Did you hawk a crotch loogie?
Guy 1: You know it. All over her face.

by Anonononononononononymous3 July 13, 2011

Crotch Snapper

When you have sexual intercourse with another so hard your crotch splits in half.

Man, my boyfriend is such a crotch snapper.

by itsmehoe May 28, 2018

Square Crotch

When a girls thighs don't touch together the space inbetween resembles the shape of a square.

I'm a lucky guy, my girl has sexy Square Crotch.

by James Westen November 24, 2018

Crotch call

A cell phone accidentally dialing a number while in the front pocket of pants; similar to the 'butt call'; usually occurs in men's pants unless they're wearing skinny jeans; often accompanied with the sounds of jingling keys or coins.

Either he's speaking an alien clicking language or he just crotch called me walking with keys in his pocket.

by buddhaquaker April 5, 2017

crotch buster

A dangerous object or being that is placed between the legs of a person unknowingly to them.

Term was originally used by Will Ferrel in Man VS Wild Will Ferrel Special.

Objects used to surprise sex a victim is NOT a crotch buster.

Person climbs down a tree, leg is over a lower branch(crotch buster). The person releases his grip expecting to land on his feet were the branch busts his crotch.

by TeddyBcool2000 July 31, 2009

Crotch Taco

1. Noun: a slang, descriptive name for the vagina

Looking across the pool I could tell she had a beautiful crotch taco underneath her bikini bottoms.

by jagerhall August 8, 2019