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Control the Beast

As your hitting it from the back, go up to the beasts ear and Whisper another girls name and hold on to the beast for 10 seconds minimum
Guy 1: Dude what happened with your girlfriend?

Guy 2: I played Control the beast with here
by crackhead.exe September 10, 2018
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Control

No there is a list of things to do and not do. The point of the religion is to get people to do it. It was enforced by the sword for centuries.
Hym "You're conflating the theoretical positive effects it may have and the good people who engage in the practice with the religion itself. You're just trying to get tour greedy fingers on the moral authority of God. Liberalize the religion so your values have the backing of a creator deity EXPLICITLY TO CONTROL THE AMOUNT RADICALIZATION. You are worse than every Red-pill sophist. No matter how much hatred they have in their hearts, no matter toxic they are... There is just as much evidence that the red pill shit-heads are correct in their assessment of women... As there is evidence for the positive benefits of religion."

Atheist plant "But toxic vs good though! Hatred! HaAaAaAatred! Hate bad!"

Hym "The hatred is not the first link in the antecedent chain. Negative experience -> Hatred -> Articulation -> Substantiation. And toxicity isn't worse for society that alcohol or sugar."

Atheist plant "But I'm gonna broaden toxicity INTO alcohol though!"

Hym "Both are allowed and fine."
by Hym Iam April 22, 2024
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Loss of control

refers to a situation in which a driver is unable to maintain proper control over the vehicle, often resulting from factors such as slippery road conditions, mechanical failure, or the vehicle's response to a collision. This loss of control can lead to the car veering off its intended path, spinning, or sliding, and may increase the risk of further accidents or collisions.
A scene of where a young man in his late 20s name Jeremy watching a gay sex porn video on porn hub and jerking off while driving and he loss of control when he was distracted.

Passenger 1 (Shocked): "Is that... explicit content? Where's that coming from? Oh my God, is that guy in the Honda fit behind us-what the hell is he doing?"

Passenger 2 (Angry):"is this dude serious? He's literally jerking off while driving! That's disgusting!"

Passenger 3 (Concerned): "Someone call the police! This guy's gonna kill someone!

Passenger 4 (Nervous): "I have a bad feeling about this. He's gonna hit someone any second now!"

Passenger 5 (Screaming): "Oh my God! He just hit that old lady’s car! What's wrong with him?!"

• Passenger 6 (Frantic): "Hold on! He's heading straight for us—brace yourself!"

All: AHHHHHHHHH *honda hits the bus*

Passenger 5 (Terrified): "Brace yourselves! He hit us! He freaking hit us!"

The Honda after collided into the bus went into the lagoon.

Passenger 3: "And he still had that nasty stuff playing. What kind of person does this?! This has to be the most messed-up thing l've ever seen!"

Person 2: "Good riddance! I'm sorry, but he almost killed everyone here. That's karma right?”

Passenger 4: "And he had, like, porn playing on full blast! It was crazy! He just plowed through everything in his way and he didn’t stopped to see what he did and plunged into the sea. Good for him for colliding into our bus and that innocent old woman in her lil’ car!"
by EMD F59PHI January 26, 2025
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property tax control

It means that when a government body allows a new business to move into an area ,they will often not require the company to pay property taxes for a period of time, often for many years. It's a huge benefit to the government and the business because property tax control limits taxes for some businesses.
by Magnumb,Private Eye September 15, 2022
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Control Jock

CJ

A person that identifies as a DJ (disc jockey), but uses a midi based controller to mix music. Instead of the more conventional commonly used turntables or cdjs.
There were 2 djs,one live act, and a (CJ) control jock in the lineup last night.
by Maser vinz November 8, 2022
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gun control

The most retarded I thing I have ever heard of
"there should be more gun contr-" *smack*
"what is your thoughts on gun control?" *smack*
"daddy, what's gun control?" YOU WILL NOT EVER SPEAK THOSE WORDS UNDER THIS ROOF UNLESS YOU ARE MAKING FUN OF IT OR INSULTING IT.
by GhostRepellent November 15, 2022
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