telephone colonel

Army and Air Force Lieutenant Colonels (O-5) aka Light Colonels are customarilly addressed as "Colonel" on the phone or in the salutation in letters. This is sometimes is used to their advantage to obtain the preferential treatment afforded Full or "Bird" Colonels (O-6) which is a flag grade.

"Good Morning. New Sanno Hotel. How can I help you?"
"Yes, this is Colonel Smith--I'd like to reserve a V.I.P. suite for next weekend."
"Yes, sir, are you a full colonel?"
"Uh, um, no, I'm a lieutenant colonel."
"Sorry, sir, the V.I.P. suites are only available to flag grade officers not telephone colonels!"

by waflyboy September 29, 2013

El Cajon

noun. A Ghetto ass place next to Mission Valley

Nane - El Cajon is the ghetto
Nene- true that i even live there.

by Brennie January 15, 2006

Coconut Water

After sexual intercourse the male ejaculation is collected and placed in to a plastic container and then stored under the bed. The next time sexual intercourse is initiated the container of spoiled/rotten ejaculation is opened and the Aroma is used as an Aphrodisiac.

Hey baby, wanna come back to my place and use some Coconut water?

by Dr.PornMonstar July 23, 2012

Cojones

dick and ball ,guts, butts and sluts

you bitch ass nigger got me fucked up i got mucho grande cojones

by pablo chackion December 15, 2015

Colonial Shoebie

Same as a regular shoebie except in a colonial tourism area rather than a beach.

There will be thousands of Colonial Shoebies in Williamsburg for the 4th of July, unfortunately.

by DeathNova June 27, 2005

colonelklink

Renegade Galactic Stormtrooper once thought to have had an affair with Superchicken. A ghey mythical character who dreams of Jedi Knights and who engulfs every hour practicing his Dungeons and Dragons technique

Colonel Klink first met Superchicken at the Unitarian church

by JediMaster April 2, 2005

Coconut Sandwich

The worst of all dilemmas; a predicament known only to the few brave soldiers who died gruesomely in a fierce battle with the infamous Princess Sarah

"Daddy, Daddy, whose grave stone is this?" Said Michal.
"We don't speak of such things," said Jeremy. "However unfortunate the plight of Sir Buck, we must not dwell on the laurels of the Coconut Sandwich!"

by Matthew McD January 11, 2009