cock summoner

A magician whose special and main ability is to summon dicks

1- Dude, that guy keeps on summoning dicks because he hasn't got one!

2- Be aware of the gay magicians! They can summon big dicks that will rape any hetero man that walks near them!

3- That girl is studying the cock summoning art, because she really loves dicks. She wants to become the best cock summoner in the world!

by 99888776665 March 31, 2009

cock worshipper

a male/female who enjoys sucking a mans penis so much tht they practicaly worship them see cock sucker

bob:james i know your a cock worshipper but you cant be into cocks that much
james: i am! only last night i sucked bens cock so hard that he spunked 4 times i even have an altar to the king cock

by darkninja February 11, 2007

cock goblin

1) someone who gobbles the cock
2) a little goblin who resides in the underwear and at night snuggles with the cock.

by Gabby June 2, 2003

yep cock

yep cock

xqc: hey guys am i stupid?
chat: YEP cock

by rariboi7 June 19, 2020

horse cock

A gigantic penis that will cause moose knuckling and gapping in most vagina. The opposite of rice dick.

Since he has a horse cock, he doesn't care if she's got camel toe or a moose knuckle gap. It's all tight to him.

by Insectdiet May 18, 2004

chill cock

To be in a state of rest, applies to the male gender. Unaroused. erectile disfunction

Male 1: hey dude you feel like going out tonight and getting lucky with the ladies?
Male 2: No man, Im cool, kinda chill cock tonight if you know what i am saying....

or

Female1: yeah and Cindy said that he was totally chill cock the whole night...
Female2: no way, you mean he couldn't get it up? Thats hilarious!!!!

by phil54 January 27, 2008

cock tax

In Australia, a slang term for alimony, child support, etc. as a penalty for not being careful with your cock.

She divorced me, now I gotta pay cock tax.

by Expat Dave September 19, 2007