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by Dodgeroo2021 December 3, 2021

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Annoying English girls that think wearing caked makeup will cover up their acne and make their cheek bones ‘pop’. they usually do their hair in a messy fan bun and dress slutty so that older men will think they are mature. They always spray their Victoria secret shitty ass spray on someone who they think ‘stinks’ and they will make fun of the way you dress, act, speak or for just being you.

Person: omg did you see Becky’s makeup it’s so caked
Becky (Chav): ya makin foon of ma makeoop?! Do you wan me to bang you out?! Little bastard.

by Hairypoppins November 10, 2019

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I am so glad not to have grown up like a chav in 2022

*Chav 2022* Young individuals around the ages of 6-35. Absolutely useless bastards who dress up in fake black branded clothing acting "hard" they are typically found in the united kingdom everywhere you go from the times around 6pm-2am since their social status is very low. They come out at these times to find a "mate" around 3 years younger than them. You are best of to keep away from these as they can be dangerous as well as contiguous with many diseases similar to rodents. They are also very territorial and make sure to keep a good grip on your items as they tend to target normal people for their valuables it is very important to keep note that if you have a good mountain bike they will say to their fellow chav "yo fed dat bike bro" the word "fed" is a slang word for "steal" . "Chavs" also go by the names as "mandem" mandem is the slang word for the male chav, "gyaldem" is also slang for the female type of chav. One good thing to note is even though they look tough, you are way above in society than they are even if you are homeless.

by IReallyHateChavs October 31, 2022

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