Violent eruption of liquid poop on the sternum of your tied up BDSM sexual partner while in the middle of telling them a story.
"Hey, I know we are in the middle of un-sanitary genital interaction while you are handcuffed to the bed. But I want you to meet Volcanic Carl. (loud but noise)"
by KingStoola February 5, 2023
Get the Volcanic Carlmug. A man often mistaken for being German due to his extremely small penis and bad sense of fashion. Carl is usually underestimated for his extreme power and strength however can also become cocky. A gill is normally found on the top of his ear making Carl a half fish and due to his 5 showers a day it really shows he loves water. Although Carl can seem like an alright guy he is also a child beater. Everytime he hears a young boy is misbehaving he will threaten to drag there face along a brick wall whilst yelling at them for being scum. His personality can be dry at times however it's usually because no one wants to here about his day at work and how dusty he is.
"Hey Carl do you want to play football ?"
Carl: "sorry I just need a 5 minute sit down as I'm all dusty"
Carl: "sorry I just need a 5 minute sit down as I'm all dusty"
by Fishboy2174 June 30, 2019
Get the Carlmug. Very handsome guy with a very large dick in the Philippines he is also smart that studied in harvard university and that all the girls get wet when they see him
by enzo villaruz November 23, 2021
Get the Carlmug. Carol/ Carl is the type of person who hates their life decisions and instead of trying to make the best of them, they are constant complainers, love to play the “blame game” , and seek others to join in their misery by upsetting their day.
When I see my work schedule and notice that I have a shift with Carol/Carl, I have to make sure to get a good nights sleep and affirm a positive aura for the day.
by Positivity July 23, 2022
Get the Carol/Carlmug. A Swedish honeydew melon lover. Most commonly associated with girls named Sydney. Most Carl's are also ruined, as they have nowhere to go but below the surface of Sweden.
by Thepandacarrot December 6, 2016
Get the Carlmug. by mercury dime November 22, 2021
Get the Carlesmug. Someone who never buys a pint, always moans about their bad shoulder, has a shitty neighbour and always complains their darts slip out their hands
by Bigronnysniffer February 6, 2024
Get the Carlmug.