Tinder Crotch

Any venereal disease or sexually transmitted disease acquired on people who met on Tinder.

"That skank I met on Tinder gave me Tinder Crotch."

by Benignjamin February 19, 2017

crotch curtain

Also known as a human fanny pack, it is when your stomach gets so big that it covers your privates.

Mike: Hey Carl, look at that fat guy in his personal scooter.
Carl: Damn, he has a huge crotch curtain!
Mike: Yeah. Just like every other person that rides a scooter in Disney World

by El Jayzus September 6, 2016

Cheese Crotch

A crotch cheesier than an order of nachos from 7/11 and smells equivalent to a baseball stadium filled with parmesan.

"Yo did you get laid last night?"
"No bro, she had a cheese crotch."
"Ew. The worst."
"Yeah it was nasty, like extra cheddar."

by Crotch cheesier than nachos July 29, 2016

crotch locked

When someone clings to your crotch in a manner of a baby sloth.

Person 1:
If im running away
and you're hiding in my lap
*looks down at her lap*
Person 2:
*clings like a baby sloth*
Person 3:
"Crotch locked, is what you are right now."

by JuLion123 February 8, 2017

Zip Crotch

The uncontrollable fear of one day zipping your ballz or penis within the motion of zipping up your pants.

Person #1: Dude, Johnny looks pretty sad over there in the corner. We're at a bar talking to chicks and he's acting like a little bitch.

Person #2: He got the Zip Crotch.

Person #1: ewww nevermind. I understand.

by OJ.DID.IT. September 8, 2012

crotch stars

Genital soreness from excessive bangin'.

I'm still seeing crotch stars from me and my girlfriend having the house to ourselves last weekend.

by Lil Kim II October 15, 2013

Crotch fever

A disorder that effects sports performance. The cause may be unknown but can be a useful scapegoat for poor sporting performance.

Jim has a bad case of crotch fever that is why he pulled a Buckner.

Jim has a bad case of crotch fever that is why he pulled a Buckner.

by Mr. McGibblets December 5, 2011