24-hour clock

The world standard for telling time that the US is too stupid an unadaptive to use. Eliminates the need for AM and PM.

Germany uses a 24-hour clock.

by nilethe146 June 2, 2014

five hour discount

A term related to the five finger discount, except the item stolen is software. It takes five hours to download it via BitTorrent.

Guy1: Dude, I wish I could afford Photoshop.

Guy2: Nah bro, I got you covered, I got it burned to a DVD.

Guy1:How? You GOTTA give it to me!

Guy2: You know, the five hour discount.

by Tennekis March 30, 2008

Dad Half Hour

A length of time described by a father as half an hour when in reality it is a period of 10 to 15 minutes.

Dad on phone with son: I'll pick you up in half an hour
Son to friend: i've got to go in like 10 minutes
Friend to son: didn't he say half an hour?
Son to friend: Dad half hour man
Friend to son: oh right.

by DrFl3tch July 9, 2010

sadular boy hours

same as sad boy hours but for fancy individuals. these individuals have an IQ of above 200 and cannot be compared to normal mankind. is a lifestyle and part of someone's daily routine

"It's 2am already, I think it's time for sadular boy hours."
"It's only 8pm and I'm depressicko mode. Sadular boy hours hit early today :("

by depressomode April 29, 2019

normal nigga hours

The time of day, typically from 3 pm to 9 pm, where males can be normal unlike hypebeasts or depressed boys.

Oh shit D'Quan, it's normal nigga hours! SMASH THAT FUCKING LIKE BUTTON IF YOU UP AND YOU NORMAL.

by Kodak420 August 11, 2017

Choir for an hour in the shower

When a music teacher makes you sing in the shower for an hour.

Mum: why are you so late, Barry?
Barry: I had choir for an hour in the shower

by Barry June 4, 2004

white people hours

Time between 4:00 am to 8:00 am. At this time you will commonly find real white people eating a bowl of vegan oatmeal and going out for morning jog before work.

Its real white people hours hit that like button if you up and paying for child support.

by RealestNigga69 September 3, 2016