Brandon Lopez

very drunk, likes to pour henny in his pasta

this man drunker then Brandon Lopez

by Hitesh L March 1, 2018

Brandon valle

He’s a great guy and you won’t find anyone like him so cherish him. He is great in the bed room if you know what I mean. Oh by the way he fits in a magnum condom. If you haven’t found a brandon go find one

Hoe#1:damn have you seen that guy Brandon Valle

Hoe#2:omg yassss I need his kids

by Youze a lame June 9, 2018

Brandon

A human being that breathes and is stuck through puberty and well looks like lex luthor

Damn Brandon’s barber has Parkinson’s

by Blackmanorwhiteman July 30, 2018

Brandon

Brandon always says fuck Ian it’s bedtime!!!

It’s bedtime ian it’s time for brandon to go to bed

by Sk83rfour1ife August 20, 2018

Brandon

When you forget to flick the ash off of your cigarette and it just extends until the cigarette is burnt out, but the ash is still attached.

"Dude, your cig has a Brandon on it".

"Flick your fucking cigarette dude, it's Brandon is too long".

by PsychoticSpade October 8, 2018

Brandon Morgan

Coolest guy on the streets. He knows hes tough as dick, he also has a huge monster cock. Is great with sex any where. I recommend u get your self a Brandon Morgan it would be worth it

Girlfriend: "Whoa that is the best sex i have ever had."

Brandon Morgan: "Yeah i know. Its because i'm a Morgan....."

by unknown man LOL December 8, 2018

Brandon Ong

bodoh

typical brandon ong

by duckling_soul6969 April 7, 2019