To perform oral sex on a male, using melted butter or other dairy product as a lubricant.
AKA: High calorie oral sex, midnight snack
AKA: High calorie oral sex, midnight snack
-Vicki gave Jim a hot butter blowjob.
-Really?
-Yah.
-Isn't that fattening?
-No, she actually used margarine. She is trying to lose weight.
-Really?
-Yah.
-Isn't that fattening?
-No, she actually used margarine. She is trying to lose weight.
by Delilah Graey March 31, 2009
Get the hot butter blowjobmug. a blumpkin is the most typical example
other include getting a blowjob while getting a haircut, eating breakfast, reading a book, or a combination of the 3
other include getting a blowjob while getting a haircut, eating breakfast, reading a book, or a combination of the 3
i was really late for work this morning so my wife performed a working man's blowjob to make sure i wasnt late but left pleasured
by alig3fome February 18, 2010
Get the working man's blowjobmug. A wake-up blowjob is the suck-job a guy can get when he's awakened by a mouth sucking on his dick -- the recipient gets his morning wood sucked off -- may turn out that the guy cums and pisses at the same time - a cum/piss-gasm.
I sometimes wake Matt by giving him a wake-up blowjob -- when he cums, he sometimes pisses too - and I swallow it all!
by USAF Cadet July 8, 2021
Get the wake-up blowjobmug. The act of a woman widening the hole of a man's penis using various tools. The woman then sticks her head inside the man's freshly widened hole and pleasures him from the inside.
As weird and painful as it may sound, there is no better feeling in the world than your girl giving you an inside-out blowjob. Just thinking of her licking the interal lining of my cock makes me rock hard.
by Tyler, but not the Creator July 11, 2014
Get the Inside-Out Blowjobmug. by Joe O'Regan June 19, 2010
Get the Blowjob hand-grenademug. Friend 1: Hey man!! Crazy night yesterday right??
Friend 2: Hell Yeah man... especially after i got that second hand blowjob from Pauly.
Friend 2: Hell Yeah man... especially after i got that second hand blowjob from Pauly.
by itssharkweek!! May 20, 2011
Get the Second Hand Blowjobmug. The rare term in an ER only.
Of how a young man usually between the ages of 16 to 27 will come in with damaged tissue on his penis. For the very specific reason of his girlfriend with braces. damaging his penis tissue, foreskin, ECT with a very poorly executed blowjob.
Of how a young man usually between the ages of 16 to 27 will come in with damaged tissue on his penis. For the very specific reason of his girlfriend with braces. damaging his penis tissue, foreskin, ECT with a very poorly executed blowjob.
Very true this happens.
I have had 8 cases in my entire career in emergency care.
But funniest was when a young man about 17 comes in and he has a hoodie tied around his waist and a girlfriend who will not speak following behind closely.
So I ask like every doctor ever " what's wrong ?" He says he will only tell me in private and his girlfriend has to come too. So I agree and take them to a private room.
He begins to explain that he was hanging out for a movie night while the girls parents were out to dinner, and that she wanted to be sexy for him, so she pulled down his pants and began to preform Palacio on him until pleasure turned to horrible pain. Then he showed me.
He said "looks like a razor blade blowjob" all I could do is help ease his pain and check him over to look for major damage and I asked if he was circumcised. He said "no"and I said "you are now." I turn to the girlfriend and ask if she had anything to show me. I grab a pan and she spits out the remaining tissue of what foreskin she had shredded when giving the blowjob.
The boyfriend looks in the pan and faints.
So I call all the parents and it was like watching comedy show. The parents of the girl looked like something out of doctor sues and the boys parents walk in to the ER dressed like a pimp and a hooker. But before the boy left he asked me one question that haunts me and makes me bust out laughing to this day. And I quote.
"Does this make me Jewish now?"
I have had 8 cases in my entire career in emergency care.
But funniest was when a young man about 17 comes in and he has a hoodie tied around his waist and a girlfriend who will not speak following behind closely.
So I ask like every doctor ever " what's wrong ?" He says he will only tell me in private and his girlfriend has to come too. So I agree and take them to a private room.
He begins to explain that he was hanging out for a movie night while the girls parents were out to dinner, and that she wanted to be sexy for him, so she pulled down his pants and began to preform Palacio on him until pleasure turned to horrible pain. Then he showed me.
He said "looks like a razor blade blowjob" all I could do is help ease his pain and check him over to look for major damage and I asked if he was circumcised. He said "no"and I said "you are now." I turn to the girlfriend and ask if she had anything to show me. I grab a pan and she spits out the remaining tissue of what foreskin she had shredded when giving the blowjob.
The boyfriend looks in the pan and faints.
So I call all the parents and it was like watching comedy show. The parents of the girl looked like something out of doctor sues and the boys parents walk in to the ER dressed like a pimp and a hooker. But before the boy left he asked me one question that haunts me and makes me bust out laughing to this day. And I quote.
"Does this make me Jewish now?"
by Dr. Francisco baker December 31, 2017
Get the razor blade blowjobmug.