asian blogger

A blogger on Tumblr who is asian and primarily blogs disney, bokeh, and hype brand clothing. Makes "asian posts" which consist of a vague title and a paragraph or more than necessary about love. Generally, asian bloggers think they know everything about their's and other's love lives and personal feelings, and everything else.

Asian Blogger: Love......... I have a feeling that it affects people stronger than they believe.... blah blah....... you have to be careful.... blah blah
Other Bloggers: You're fucking stupid go away

by annoyed blogger December 27, 2011

cali blonde

a retarded girl that has sex on street corners with dogs and then fingers herself in the drive threw of mickyd's

Becky was quite the cali blonde when she stopped to get a fish fillet.

by Moniiii September 7, 2008

blogger

Someone who is either incredibly boring and insists on writing about how they get rejected at high school, OR someone with strong left wing views who thinks he can change right wing peoples views.

blogger 1- i got made fun of by the cool kids today. I'm going to go write about it on my blog and pretend people care.
blogger 2- I hate Bush. I'm going to go write about it and pretend that I'm changing things

by N1nja February 1, 2008

blinger

n. Crude term for the Female genitalia

"Your Mom asked for it right on her blinger."

by Funklord76 February 6, 2005

strawberry blonde

What happens when you mix a ginger and a blonde together...yeah, the result isn't too pretty.

Joey and Grace's babies came out strawberry blonde with tempers of a ginger and IQs of a blonde.

by californiagurlzyepp November 29, 2011

blonde mafia

3 blonde girls. If you are enemies with them, prepare yourself for their wrath.
And to all the people posting other definitions: who ARE you? I mean, seriously, do we even know you??!

Oh, and we don't get in over our heads. We get revenge and that's it.

The Blonde Mafia is a cool group with rad friends.

by Julsies January 6, 2005

blonde hair don't care

A sad excuse for girls who bleach their hair blonde and want to brag about it on instagram. These girls usually have short hair and are jealous of the girls that are part of Long Hair Don't Care, a real thing. Real blondes who were born that way don't use this term, as it usually turns out to be degrading to them because most the girls who do use it are skanks.

No make-up!!! Blonde hair don't care #nomakeup #selfiesunday #blondehairdon'tcare

by rawrsaster August 31, 2013