Blanket Diving

The act of going under a blanket to smell a fresh fart.

Blanket diving is the best after chipotle

by Slimreaper22134 July 2, 2023

Blanket out of the dryer

When a girl is so dry the condom stays inside her even though your dick doesnt, so you have to pull it out by hand.

Friend 1: Howd it go last night?

Friend 2: Man last night sucked, I had to pull the blanket out of the dryer

by MischievousDragon79 April 25, 2021

Blanket People

Native American Indians

John knew he was near the Indian reservation, when he saw how many blanket people were in the store that he stopped at.

by runtothewell June 5, 2010

Plague Blanket

When outsiders from a group unknowingly bring poorly misrepresented and antithetical ideas into an existing group that ultimately spread and help create subversion.

Nazbols are anathema to the right and are ultimately plague blankets.

by Gunguy August 13, 2022

Pigs in blankets

Extra thiccccc woman

They pigs in blankets

by Lowen10 April 12, 2019

Pigs in a Blanket

When someone puts one or more of their toes in a vagina or anus - the pigs are in a blanket.

“Keep those piggies warm in that blanket like a good boy…”

“Yeah, he stuck his foot in my vagina when i was bent over… He screamed “ PIGS IN A BLANKET ” then oinked. I think I have to break up with him now.”

by ‘Footherper July 26, 2024

frank blanket

A loin cloth

That caveman is wearing an awesome frank blanket

by Admiral Porksword November 27, 2020